German Math Teacher

a german math teacher is a math teacher that can't properly speak your language, she is constatly preaching about useless stuff in class that you don't need for tests, her name is often Christianne or Miller.

Hey, you learned anything from class? nah my teacher is a german math teacher

by Claes my pet into dick brotah March 1, 2017

germae

A name for a girl that likes reading books, quiet, and a tad cute.
(Or otakus call a Dandere

Random guy: She's quiet, is she fine?
Random girl: Of course, she's Germae. She's always quiet

by Enderpro64 March 23, 2017

German Shotgun

A German Shotgun, or German Shotty, is similar to a shotty that most potheads are familiar with, however, instead of placing a blunt backwards in ones mouth and blowing it into someone else's mouth, you instead use a straw to blow the smoke into the recipient's asshole. Another participant then comes and sucks the smoke out of that asshole for a powerful hit.

Douglas took a German Shotgun last night and coughed so hard he puked.

by Yak-Shavings March 23, 2017

German Jizz Clock

The Art of getting a group of men, let them stand like a bukake. Have one volunteer walk around the group. And the group has to try and jizz on the person (or animal, whatever floats your boat) walking counter clock wise around the group.

Wow have you heard about the new Olympic game? No? What is it. It's called the German jizz clock.

by The Remaining One April 5, 2017

german weed wacker

A sex act that involves a ZZ Top level bush and a man well endowed enough to do the helicopter. The man then uses the helicopter to push the bush out of the way enough to find the promised land

Steve: hey man how was that girl last night?

Frank: it was good but I had to German Weed Wacker my way through it

by German weed wacker April 13, 2017

Germain

A man who is the true definition of perfection: blond hair, green eyes, sexyest body ever...

The person with whom you want to live your entire life. He can be at the same time your boyfriend, your best friend and your fuck budy because he's a real good lay.
He is charming, patient, tolerant, adorable, thoughful, clever, funny,...BREF, perfect.

Germain is really the most lovely person i've ever met.

by Camindianna June 6, 2017

German howitzer

When you eat to much German food and you end up taking the biggest dump ever

I went to octoberfest and ate so much I ended up delivering the German howitzer

by Thorgrim 1965 July 19, 2017