Poon Goon

Someone who claims to have sex with a lot of women, but in actuality spends most of his time trolling the internet, playing video games, or looking at porn so he can talk about the female anatomy.

Example 1

Friend 1: yo I got caught up in a threesome with two chicks the other night, it was great.
Friend 2: shut up man everybody knows you're a total Poon Goon.

Example 2
Guy: Hey girl, you wanna see why all the ladies get with me?
Girl: Oh please you are the biggest Poon Goon I've ever seen, salty lil' introvert!

by Johnny Tsunami Bro January 28, 2017

Poon Goon

someone who is always out to get laid, a pussy hound

Roger is always on the prowl. He's such a Poon Goon!

by Boo Koo Dinero May 06, 2018

poon 2 goon ratio

The balance of a horny male's experience between real pussy and internet pussy.

After evaluating my poon 2 goon ratio, I realized that I needed to take a break from internet porn.

by Arnie Grape September 05, 2021

goon jockey

somebody that drinks wine from a bag in excess, usually cheap wine purchased with social security monies.

That prick is a goon jockey.

by Tomthecoffeeboy May 23, 2025

goon jockey

Someone that drinks wine from a bag in excess, usually paid for with social security monies

He's a goon jockey that bloke.

by Tomthecoffeeboy May 23, 2025

Aztec sun god gooning

Aztec sun god flicker gooning is going to be when you flicker goon and you squirt 2222m out then the sun shines apon you and your soul transcends out of your body and levitates into the beam of sun light and you meet Huitzilopochtli who gives you the ability to have glowing shiny nut that could burn like lava

Dude, I was Aztec sun god gooning last night and now my nut is lava!

by 7ncvz December 10, 2024

Goblin Goon

Giant sized body. Goblin sized brain.

Not your average goon, a goblin goon

by JackCheeze April 22, 2025