by tomikalomi August 1, 2024

by Tjphelps24 October 3, 2021

What you think you desperately need in your first, second year of university before your priorities finally change and you realise there's more to life than that.
Kelvin at 18: Ohh I really need a girlfriend who is really kind at heart.
Kelvin at 19: I need a girlfriend still!
Kelvin at 21: What would I do with my life??
Kelvin at 19: I need a girlfriend still!
Kelvin at 21: What would I do with my life??
by DavidandIsaac June 27, 2021

A demon disguised as a human with a red dress and heels. She made her first song debut called Kiss Me Again.
by GirlfriendGearest June 14, 2023

Always the second weekend in September. From that Friday to Sundown Sunday, all free passes to cheat on your girlfriend with a hooker.
Hey, I booked us a trip to Vegas for my 21st birthday. The second weekend in September. You know that’s National Cheat On Your Girlfriend With a Hooker Weekend!
by TheLongestDriveEver September 11, 2025

today is a day were you must hold your girlfriends hand
Boy:Hey it's national Girlfriend day!
Girl:omg cool!
Boy:Hey it's national Girlfriend day!
Girl:omg cool!
by Gæsus October 2, 2021
