when life gives you lemons

Alright, I've been thinking. When life gives you lemons, don't make lemonade - make life take the lemons back! Get mad! I don't want your damn lemons, what am I supposed to do with these? Demand to see life's manager. Make life rue the day it thought it could give Cave Johnson lemons. Do you know who I am? I'm the man who's gonna burn your house down! With the lemons. I'm going to to get my engineers to invent a combustible lemon that burns your house down!-Words of cave johnson

While cave johnson yells about lemons
Glados starts maoning saying *YEAH*

so dont tell cave johnson When life gives you lemons

by Alessmax May 18, 2011

Look at all the fucks I give!

When one holds both their hands out in the formation of an empty cup and then says, "Look at all the fucks I give!"

It's used as a common form of I don't give a fuck.

Ashley Anabelle: "Tess! My body is on fire!"

Tess Marie: "Look at all the fucks I give!"

But we're just joking we love each other! <3

by Ashley Anabelle and Tess Marie January 16, 2011

Never gonna give you up

A promise to never leave anybody behind.

"Never gonna give you up"

-Rick Astley

by Cool ore April 14, 2022

give a girl your hoodie day

give your girl best friend or your girlfriend a hoodie day on november 2nd

person: why’d you bring a hoodie today?
person 2: it’s give a girl your hoodie day

by marcella rodriguez October 21, 2020

I don't give two bollocks

Similar to 'couldn't give a fuck' or 'I don't give two shits'.

I don't give two bollocks about what other people think

by allseeinggurly November 12, 2010

National give a girl a hug day

Boys y’all know what to do. Give a girl a fucking hug and make her smile.

don’t be shy. National give a girl a hug day

by chalk powder December 09, 2020

Give A Guy Your Scrunchie Day

On November 8th you must give a guy your scrunchie because it’s international give a guy your scrunchie day

“Hey, it’s November 8th, Give A Guy Your Scrunchie Day.”
*gives scrunchie*

by Hoppydylan October 29, 2019