fudge ye

when you hate someone to stink and want to blow their head off

bruh why would you fricking touch my APPLESAUCE fudge ye bruh

by Guitaro_Dakky_27 February 7, 2020

Santa's Chocolate Fudge

Have you got someone you hate for Secret Santa? Or in general just a gift for someone you hate this Christmas? Well... you should gift them a box of Santa's Chocolate Fudge!

First, defecate into a jar/bowl, and keep it aside. Melt a block of chocolate, and then stir in the poo. Diarrhea will incorporate well, while more hard poo will take on the appearance of chocolate chunks. Put into a round container, set, and slice/cut into squares or shapes.

Your friend: Oh no, I have to get a Secret Santa for someone I hate
You: Give them a box of Santa's Chocolate Fudge.

by DietCokeCondom6969696 March 6, 2021

FANNY FUDGE

A nickname for a poo. This has been based on the North American word Fanny which refers to ones buttocks from where the Fudge originates.

My son Felix just did a fanny fudge in the tub!

by Jessicletesticle May 17, 2018

Coogie Cream Fudge

The byproduct of anal sex where the cum and shit mix into a frothy mixture that sticks to the top of ones dick.

“After bob finished plowing Doyer in the ass, he noticed he had that nasty Coogie Cream Fudge on his dick, which he promptly made Doyer lick off”

by Mn2fuckery June 12, 2018

fudge popsicle

when a man has anal sex with someone or something and gets fecal matter on the shaft penis

dude i got a fudge popsicle last night from all the dudes a railed.

by penis muncher 69 October 3, 2021

fudge port

butthole, rectum, anus, asshole

Spread your ass cheeks when you take a shit so the area around your fudge port doesn't get smeared up.

by picklepee7120 April 17, 2024

J-Fudge

noun- the dirt, grease, or grime that collects on and subsequently dislodges from the back of one's mullet

You got a little bit o' J-Fudge on you're chin there... yeah, right there... you got it.

by NodularIronCrank November 14, 2010