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Fried eggs

Fied eggs is a figurative way of saying someone has injured their testicles, leading to pain or discomfort. It's an informal and vivid way to describe the painful condition resulting from an injury to the testicles.

The phrase "he fried his eggs on that rail" vividly describes an incident where someone sustained a painful injury to their testicles by hitting or crushing them against a rail. It's a graphic and informal way to convey the severity of the injury, emphasizing the significant pain experienced.
Guy 1: What happened to Timmy yesterday in the skate park?
Guy 2: He fried his eggs on that rail over there!
Guy 1: Fuck! Now he has fried eggs between his legs! No more babies for him!
by DaveDH August 20, 2024
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fried smell

the horrific stench of mr.krabs body odor when he is "feeling it now"
(Season 3, Episode 28)
Do you smell that?
Oh yes, Mr.Krabs is feeling it, again.
It stinks like Fried Smell, The smell of fry.
by Melloree May 15, 2016
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fried mouse poo

by Debskelly1985 May 19, 2023
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Ass Fries

Your cat sits on your french fries making them ass fries. You then give them to your failure of a husband who gleefully eats the ass fries.
Tails just sat on the fries and they are now "ass fries"
by Gonads Johnson July 3, 2018
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Heavy fried

by Geekielord September 11, 2019
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Fried

Frying refers to common after market upgrades (Large rims and small tires, Sound systems, etc.) typically done by African-Americans. This word is used to differentiate cars that fall into this category from Ricers.
That guy fried his car
That guy is fried
by Slab God May 18, 2023
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felch fries

It’s French fries covered in felch. Pretty um interesting. You felch the fluids out and then spit them on some fries and give it to the person you felched from.
“babe i want French fries but we just fucked and I don’t want cum in my ass while I eat”
“I gotchu”
*slurp. doesn’t know where to spit so spits it on the fries”
“Look I gotchu special felch fries”
“yum yum. Thanks babe”
by mf legend no diddy February 4, 2025
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