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Clam Flap

because its the flappiest part of the vagina it is the optimal spot for a raspberry: when one presses their lips against the labia majora and blows air making a sloppy wet sound.
Me: hey Chris, I clam flapped your wife last night...
Chris: "oh yeah, I was gonna clam flap her last night too but she was on her rag. BURN!"
by Naterball, Aimdog, & Briggs October 15, 2011
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Flapping

To bail on a plan. Usually with a pitiful excuse. If the person does this often enough, they become the queen of flaps.

Also can use Flap
Jed - "Sorry, I know I said I'd come but I have a cold."

Sam - "You're flapping then?"

Jed - "No I just dont feel well.

Sam - "Dont flap man! It will be more boring."

Amanda - "This is the 5th time you've done this now Jed. You're becoming the queen of flaps."

Jed- "Fine I'll go."
by Jbot74 May 28, 2020
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Kermit flap

The condition of having additional skin draping above one’s asshole similar to or the male equivalent of the females meat curtain Also known by its slang names trampoline man hole cover or dirty mud flap also known as the Flying squirrel. Stinky mole hill blanket ,dirty sheet uncle skeeters apple fritter.
Yo bitch come over here and gnaw the carpet burn scabs off my Kermit flaps while u juggle my balls ho!
by Splooter Mcgavin June 27, 2022
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Fat Flapping

The action of getting volatile and angry over a minute and niche thing of something that's praised.
Friend 1: Hey, did you hear about that new Left 4 Dead 2 update?
Friend 2: Yea, I hear it's awesome! Though I did hear one dude complain that the update ruined his mods.
Friend 1: Don't mind him, he's probably just some fat flapping weeb who's upset that his 150 Hatsune Miku mods don't work no more. Let's go play!
Friend 2: Ight, bet!
by D.E.E.M.M.3 September 27, 2020
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flaps

Flaps is an iconic yet contagious word that spreads around a school like wildfire.
Lauren: My flaps are fishy!
Louis: My flaps are fat!
Lily: My flaps are filthy!
by SACKPUGH May 20, 2021
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Rhodesian Mud Flap

Explosive diarrhea splattering both the back of your testicles and the ‘partakers’ face during a salad tossing mishap.
Rick’s regret for having McDonalds and Taco Bell was apparent as his Rhodesian mud flaps were plastered across his poor wife’s face…
by Azketta August 13, 2022
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Cock Flap

The manner in which a male's penis travels when walking if unrestricted by garmet(s). Only applies to biological men, "transgender" men don't actually have penises, despite the current narrative.
Girl at nude beach: Omg look at they's cock flapping in the wind while them slowly walks towards us! I am so going to suck it off!
Other girl: That's a biological male you dumb slut. And learn propper english you libtard.
by dosel February 14, 2023
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