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Failed First

If a girl doesn't break her hymen in their first sexual experience, leaving the girl a virgin. While the male lost his.

This usually happens when the guy has a small dick, and break the hymen
Girl: I don't feel anything
Boy: It's so good

Boy: Wait, you didn't feel anything

Girl: yea, I think that means i failed first
by AbbuTheWuvly June 12, 2018
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Fail Cake

It's when a person fails to do something or says something that just doesn't work. When the result of something is totally unsatisfactory and/or potentially embarrassing.

It's like when a cake tastes like a dry piece of cornbread with super sugary icing on top: basically unpalatable.
Person 1: Did you see that guy trip over his pant leg just now?

Person 2: Yeah, that was a total fail cake. Sucks to be him.
by rocksiegirl21 May 14, 2011
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Epic Fail

The stupidest most pointless word in the English language...well maybe aside from lol....if you use this word someone will hack your head off with a machette.
Girl 1: lol epic fail
Girl 2: you suck
by yourjealousofme September 26, 2011
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fail-girl

fail girl means a woman (normally trans) with very bad luck. It can also be applied to cis men (often twitch personality cdawgva) on rare occasions, often followed by the word swag.
cdawgva has so much fail-girl swag
by Niiiîiiiíïkolajj November 9, 2023
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Embed Fail

When a user, mostly on discord, fails to send in a gif due to not having embed permissions within the server
*User sends tries to send in a gif, however it turned into only a link*
Other users: Embed failiure, laugh at this user
by MrArtyH July 10, 2024
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Big time failing

Failing catastrophically
Something that's big time failing will obviously devolve into an unmitigated disaster if something isn't done.
by Sexydimma March 14, 2021
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Failed Abortion

⑴ An unsuccessful infant abortion.
⑵ When ⑴ is used as verb. and comp. it indicates the person speaker is speaking to/mentioning is worthless and/or should've not been born.
⑴ "An unsuccessful abortion of infant led their parent to death."
⑵ "What? You're literally a failed abortion!"
by Confl1ct_ May 28, 2024
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