Fisted

To be drunk beyond recognition.

Austin: I am fucking fisted

Nick: I've been fisted for the last 3 hours

by Mr Monkey 155 October 31, 2021

fisted

experiencing a major inconvenience

“I’m so fisted that we don’t have the same classes.”
“Her boss demoting her really fisted her off.”

by tara carter July 25, 2022

fist dibs

An alternative to the common phrase first dibs, where one ‘calls’ ownership of something. ‘Fist dibs’ is a newer form of slang relating to bros calling ‘fist dibs’ in a more ‘masculine’ version of the saying.

Bro, you seen the new Fashion Nova Men’s line?
Yeah man, I got fist dibs on the red satin button down. Swag unmatched.

by emalonez June 12, 2018

Baby fisted

Punching a baby

Did you hear about trump he baby fisted some womans kid

by Potlatch June 26, 2017

Fisting the fucking room

The act of Luca the Astrocunt fisting the room so hard he misses the hole and rugs the entire room and kills the vibe .

Joe Momma was working the room until someone started fisting the fucking room.

by JUST A LTA CUNT January 17, 2022

+Fist Full of Dollar

A fighting technique in which a handful of coins is forcefully launched towards your opponents face by punching the coins towards them.

"The only way to flex on someone while styling on them is by doing the +Fist Full of Dollar"

by Vee One Ultrakill, YO July 29, 2023

Fist Pump Momentum

The force of physics enacted upon ones arm after fist pumping for an extended period of time that causes one to continue fist pumping for a long period of time after. Can last anywhere from hours to days depending on the severity of the fist pump.

Artur: Why are you still fist pumping, its been days since that party ended.
Joe: Can't bro, I've got fist pump momentum.

by JoeBroFoSho September 19, 2011