Fat Spats

The layer of fat which drapes from the ankle around the circumference of the foot. Derived from "spat", meaning a cloth or leather gaiter covering a shoe upper, fastened with a strap.
Akin to "cankle".

Allison knew that she had eaten too many pogos when she saw her fat spats in the mirror.

by Cankle Cops March 18, 2009

fat facing

When you have a phone with a keypad up to your face and accidentally hit some of the keys.

"I tried getting transferred to tech support, but I ended up fat facing the call and was transferred to sales."

by dhenning July 8, 2009

Fat tope

Similar to a chode, the fat tope is fatter and topier and is general all round cock!

Guy 1: Hey have u seen Toby Roberts recently?
Guy 2: Yeah he's out banging Chodes like a fat tope
Guy 1: What a fat tope!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Guy 2: for sure

by Topey Noberts August 20, 2009

Fat Roulette

A pessimistic synonym for Blind Date.

Sorry Mike, I can't catch a movie tonight, I've gotta play Fat Roulette with Erins cousin.

by Fakelove April 29, 2010

fat bastardry

going out to eat and ordering a large stack of pancakes ala mode as a follow-up to the meal.

I thought he said "pound cake ala mode" when she asked if we wanted dessert, but then she came back with 3 huge pancakes covered with ice cream, whipped cream and fudge! That's some serious fat bastardry!

by vish213 August 10, 2010

Fat Scarf

the roll under your chin that is to big to be a double chin

Dude my fat scarf kept me warm all winter long

by Anarchychick October 24, 2010

fat food

Any type of fast food. Fat is the long abbreviation of fast in "fast food" which makes it fat food... also the fact that fast food is usually extremely fattening, it works perfectly.

person 1- "I'm goin out, you want anything on my way back"
person 2- "Yeah get me some fat food, what you think!"
person 1- "K, what you want"
person 2- " BK nigga! or wendy's"

by super salty sauce November 19, 2010