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erection

1: A man doing something wrong.
2: The precursor to females getting something she doesn't deserve.
3: According to modern feminism, a synonym for impending rape, which is also a synonym for consensual sex, including sex which has been initiated and asked for by a women.
4: The source of weakness in men.
5: The one thing every women wants to see banned, burned and bashed.

6: An hourly occurrence for me at work.
Gloria-"That dirty bastard had an erection with you! On yoru honeymoon? Girl let me tell you, he raped you, he used hsi erection on you."

Frank-"I know, I know I'm stupid and I should have just thrown her off the building for saying that, but I had an erection."

Sheila and Tamra-"If we could only cure the common erection, the world would be perfect."

Angelina-"My husband claims he loves me, but then he gets an erection."
by Dry Rubber Chicken July 22, 2010
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Eren Jaeger

The biggest failure of a character ever created. A manchild who commited 80% omnicide under the guise of freedom and preservation of his people, but in reality it was all so he could "unite" the enemy nations and hookup with his equally poorly written half-asian step sister in the process, which he achieved neither of those goals as well.
Normie: Guts, Musashi Miyamoto, Thorfinn and Eren Jaeger are the greatest animanga protogaonists of all time.

*Dies from cringe*
by Kizutaka March 23, 2022
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ereet

me and my friends stumbled across this word by speaking 'wrong' and our defination for it is 'aiight, alright, ok, cool'
Dave: Hey man, Im goin to get some mcdonalds, wanna go?
Frank: Sure, lemme get ready, but I wanna go to taco bell
Dave: ereet be down in bit
by Davie February 14, 2004
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oppression-erection

The arousal, physical AND/OR mental, that a male feels when exerting privilege and oppressing a female.
"I opened a door the other day for a woman. With my OPPRESSION-ERECTION!"

"That 'heterosexuality is stockholm syndrome' meme gave me such an oppression-erection."
by Robocopiii May 24, 2014
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eren

fat fucker who plays soccer but is a fake hoodman
eren is ugly
by bazgod June 11, 2018
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erection

Dude : I Got An Erection
Girl : LETS FUCK!
*Girl Gets Penetrated*
by Dat Boi Be Rollin January 24, 2017
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