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Silent Donkey

Man telling that Silent Donkey where he screwed the pooch just wore me out.

ass stupid careless thoughtless unaware
by CTBear July 5, 2014
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Donkey Kong

A heavy fisted and heavy footed imbecile who throws everything. Often seen sporting an iPhone with a broken screen and destroys toys intended for children as a result of drunken antics or likes to rip out guitar strings without failure.
Jesus, press the brake pedal softly in this jeep, you're being a right donkey Kong.
by MikeSimpson1985 September 8, 2018
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donkey disnogafa

a word used to randomly interject into a dead coversation.

origin: unknown, means nothing but sounds weird
1(during silent elevator trip)
Guy: "DONKEY DISNOGAFA"
Everyone else: get off at the next floor just to get away from him

2 You're a little donkey disnogafa
by Fluffy McNubNubs January 15, 2008
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Donkey swamp

A pussy that gets so wet when you put a dick in it, it makes a donkey call sound on the in and out stroke
That girl has a hairy donkey swamp. When I hit it every donkey within 10 miles shows up outside the house
by Girth Brooks the real GB April 13, 2020
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Donkey frog

An arrogant poker player who just isn't that good!
"That Donkey Frog just gave me his chips on a plate!"
by Oxterhair August 5, 2008
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Donkey doodle

A turd that just specifically stands out from other dookies you’ve produced before.
Girlfriend; your farts don’t even smell that bad
Boyfriend; that’s not true, not when I take a donkey doodle.
by Rentmore March 19, 2023
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Donkey Dick

1) An individual, who secretly obtains a large component of himself, in which is kept in his bottoms.

2) A male specimen, in which manifests/harbors such goods, that women would announce him as, "severely endowed".

3) "Donkey Dick", may also be known, as a woman's best friend, preferably known as the most perfect guy on earth. Yes, perfection may not exist, but this one loving individual, would be known as perfectly imperfect, in many peoples eyes. Other than the obvious satisfaction, from looking into this individuals boxers, he also provides many other satisfactory traits, these may go as follows; fantastic best friend, cutest person known to man, etc. This very special person, may also be seen as a lifesaver, as he has helped to keep the weakest ones strong in their hour of need and for that, he shall be forever thanked.

4) Although this person has managed to obtain, so many qualities, he can also be the most infuriating person on the planet, his constant need for sexual desire, noted here ;).

5) As well as being infuriating, this individual, could also be referred to as influential, because they have manage to influence people into making right decisions in life, rather than making them go off on a tangent and taking the wrong pathways.

6) Finally, this person, could also be described as extremely intelligent, due to some of the things they discuss, when they may not realize it for themselves, and no matter what they think, there are so many people proud of them.
1) "Oh wow, that person over there, must manifest a Donkey Dick".
2) "Looks like I've only gone and found myself a Donkey Dick".
by bigbootyhoe96 October 20, 2014
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