nice distance

phrase often used sarcastically, like "good job!" but it is sometimes serious.

mittens: i just failed that math l'quest!
marklar: nice distance!
wubie: wow kid
mittens: *sob*

by jooooo June 11, 2006

Asexual distress

The feeling an asexual person gets when their asexuality is threatened by a concept or individual who gives them the horny.

Person 1: *touches asexual person's side* Gotcha!!

Asexual Person: * blushes uwu * Hey!! Knock it off!!!

Person 2: Yeah, you're giving them asexual distress lol

Person 1: what's that?

Person 2: idk they just screamed that at me when I did that

by Jess-ta trashbag May 17, 2020

A Welcome Distraction

A band from El Monte,CA that has heavy metal shred, catchy hooks, and an amazing stage performance. Songs inlclude Fatty Fatty, Allison, Tuesday, and many more.

Rocker A: Dude I went and saw A Welcome Distraction play live. Their guitar player gets off stage and goes out into the crowd. The drummer is kicks a$$, and their singer is all over the stage. It's amazing. The bass and guitar player even start headbanging during some songs.

Lame Rocker: Wait, who?

Rocker A: You know, "You're my Fatty Fatty two by four".

Lame Rocker: Oh yeah.

Rocker A: They rock out. Check out their website.
www.AWelcomeDistractionOfficial.com

Lame Rocker: Says here next show is in two weeks.

Rocker A: We're going. You will not be dissatisfied.

by Phoenix Whistler September 8, 2010

distlefink

A sex toy with twelve functioning dildos. Shapes such as a dodecahedron with a phallus on each face have been ruled out by scholarly sources as impossible to completely function, so such shapes are not considered true distlefinks. No true distlefink has ever been proven, though research at Cambridge and Notre Dame is being conducted to prove or disprove the possibility.

"Many argue that there cannot be a true distlefink, as one could not convince 12 women to use one at the same time"

"The audubon society loves distlefinks"

by Hugh Balderdash May 6, 2008

Distain

Punk rock riot grrrl band. Primarily containing 2 lead vocalists.

Have you seen that band, Distain. Those chicks rock hard!

by Eloura September 8, 2004

distrastrophe

Bigger than a disaster larger in scale than a catastrophe

Dude, your in jail... What a distrastrophe.

by Symrise March 22, 2008

disthetic

Aesthetically displeasing. Ugly.

Heavens! Turn off the TV Roger, I cannot bear to look at Vanessa Williams' disthetic face any longer! I don't have acne anyway!

by Kittridge April 9, 2008