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Cut and Crawl

Another name for the classic "Comb-Over" Haircut
Our Sales Manager can't seem to face the fact that he is balding so when he goes to the barber, he asks for the "Cut and Crawl"
by CheeSchmullKaos@gmail.com March 29, 2015
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canoodle and crawl

Having sexual intercourse with a female of whom you do not intend to call back the next day; Also known as ghosting
“She thought I was sticking around, I was there to canoodle and crawl dude”
by canoodleandcrawl69 May 14, 2018
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canoodle and crawl

Having sexual intercourse with a female of whom you do not intend to call back the next day; Also known as ghosting
“She thought I was sticking around, I was there to canoodle and crawl dude”
by canoodleandcrawl69 May 14, 2018
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bitches come crawling

A phrase showing that people will inevitably come "crawling" back even if they were the ones who left you, etc. Often can be used to refer to an ex, past hook ups, former friends, etc.
Person 1: "Huh, my ex just started texting me again out of the blue. I wonder why?"

Person 2: "Because bitches come crawling. Just ignore them."
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No Deal Bar Crawl

(n.) a failure in friend group politics; when two parties fail to come to an agreement about how a night on the town should play out.

Like in a No Deal Brexit scenario, parties involved in the bar crawl face a severance in relations for the evening, splitting into respective factions. Each must rely on texting outside friends to survive.
Luke wants downtown but Anna says uptown.
Looks like we're headed for a No Deal Bar Crawl.
by nolandc September 12, 2019
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The purple crow

The act of holding your penis tightly as to cut off circulation while your significant other stretch’s the testicular sack while making bird sounds
I lost my mind when she hit her knees and performed the purple crow.
by The purple master December 27, 2019
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The Way the Crow Flies

A novel written by Ann-Marie MacDonald, often recommended in grade 12 English classes. Whatever you do, DO NOT READ IT. It's 400 pages of boring, followed by 400 pages of pure trauma-inducing scenarios.
"Bro, have you read The Way the Crow Flies for class yet?"

"Haven't you heard? That book's terrifying! No way I'm reading it."
by Gilsin September 16, 2021
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