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crotch crime scene

The bloody aftermath left after having intercourse when a woman is at the apex of menstruation.
You should check out the crotch crime scene I left over at Becca's last night!
by Hank Flannigan June 13, 2011
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crotch-o-diles

Like crabs only WAY worse!!!
*scratching pubes furiously*
"CHRIST THESE CROTCH-O-DILES ARE KILLING ME!"
by archer-oh-yea March 13, 2010
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fire crotch

a speicial ed teacher thts hair is hot and attidue is hotter and looks like a a fuckin druged out ho wearin 50 diferent colors lookin like a clown
fire crotch: no u cannot sit there! go in the corner
gangsta: fuck u bitch
by nigga i'm 4 real December 12, 2008
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sweaty stripper crotch

Whenever you stop in your tracks and smell the air and it appears dead fish is rotting near by, that is sweaty stripper crotch.
Stewy was playing with laura all day with a basketball and at the end he grabbed laura by the shoulder and spoke "i didn't know there was a fish harbor nearby," Laura blushed and said, "oh i have sweaty stripper crotch.
by Polish Avenger June 12, 2006
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Hairy Crotch Pooch

noun: a hairy buldge in the crotch area on indians.
Wow, that indian has a really hairy crotch pooch. Let's shave it off and make mittens out of it.
by Leteya February 9, 2005
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Susie Rotten Crotch

1. The general name for any exgirlfriend that you caught cheating.
2. The general name for any slutty girl you meet in a bar or club.
1. The last time I saw Susie rotten crotch was at my high school reunion.
2. The more beers I order, the better Susie rotten crotch over there looks!
by Austin Petree June 1, 2006
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Louisiana Swamp Crotch

A mixture if un-kept hair and perspiration in between the legs. Smells of raccoon's asshole and sac-sweat. This vile substance that is spawned creates a large red rash sometimes puss filled, which causes the victim to walk as if they've unloaded a mass quantity of diarrhea in their pants. Unlike duck butter this condition is underwear ruining, usually identified by large battery acid-like holes that can sometimes reach the butthole area. Caused by thunder thighs and hot, humid environments. This condition is life ruining.
Did you smell the Louisiana Swamp Crotch in that golden corral? I puked all over out toothless waitress.
by CapGun July 1, 2011
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