Crab Cake

When a man goes down and eats her girl out despite having a bad, smelly, and fungally yeast infection.

My friend: How did you and Abby celebrate her birthday?
Me: Me and Abby got a hotel room and she let me eat her Crab Cake!

by CK-HVACR August 11, 2024

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Crab

A ran through bitch that might have an std

“If you gon fuck, hit with a rubber cus that hoe crab”

by Basharrr January 11, 2023

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a punk ass bitch wearing blue

crab: CrIp GaNg NiGgA

blood: NAH NIGGA BLOOD GANG PUNK

by LK-G September 14, 2020

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One of the most pernicious venereal diseases ever. What appears to be a simple herpes blister swells up to 4 times normal size, and erupts; releasing thousands of tiny crabs. the crabs disperse, fornicate, and lay eggs which mature into herpes-crabs blisters...

Girl, don't sleep with him or you'll get a wicked case of Herpes-crabs. Herpes crabs

by wodiespodie May 18, 2016

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Steamed Alaskan King Crab Legs.

The most hilarious (but delicious) item on the Crab Trap menu. Usually spoke slowly for funny effect.

ME: Hey Paige how about we try the Steamed Alaskan King Crab Legs.?!

PAIGE: ahahahahahahhahahah sure!!

by cammi629 April 18, 2010

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portuguese crab cakes

It's when a Portuguese man and a woman who both have crabs but decide to have sex anyways so they use pancake mix like medicated powder in an effort to minimize the friction. Afterwards they scrape off the thick goop of seimen/sweat/pancake mix and cook pancakes. *note it is not true Portuguese crab cake if the crab cakes are consumed after the deed is done*

We were low on food this week so my girlfriend decided we would make Portuguese crab cakes. Sarah can really cook.

by Princess Wishamotherfukkawould March 11, 2018

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