courtney

a person extremely centered around duct tape, wakeboarding, and is an extremely white person with lime green walls

"make me a friggin wallet courtney!!! " "pay me jack ass!"

by lauren nessila July 16, 2008

courts

A sort of lube that men use to keep there male member erect for ages.

'Hey honey, let's have sex'
'Okay but don't forget to rub courts on ur member'

by Richard, http://www.rbdiary.blogspot.com November 22, 2004

Courtesy flush

flushing the toilet more than once to disguise any bad odors

Wow, John was just in the restroom dropping the kids at the pool...too bad he didn't do a courtesy flush!

by Carrie031 July 13, 2009

courtemanche

tha best mofukkin last name evaaaa
pronounced as:
COURT as in ahhhmothafucka im in court
AHH as in ahhhmothafucka im scared
MOSH as in ahhhmothafucka im in a mosh pit.

"ohhhaaaiii who you"
"they call me courtemanche, wilmur courtemanche bitch"
"oooo dayum yr so kewl"

by Frankfurth Heimenschlumer March 19, 2009

Las Cortinas de Carne

n. An attempt to muster one's poor use of high school Spanish to describe the unusually droopy and gnarly condition of a woman's vagina. Translates literally from Spanish as "the curtains of beef." See also beef curtains, beef drapes, or steak curtains.

"No me gustan las cortinas de carne."

by Chris O.. September 4, 2008

cortney cameron

An extremely cool, super smart, awesome and athletic person.

by Anonymous August 19, 2003

Courtney Johnson

Upbeat, Outgoing and well mannered. Courtney does not like being called a skank by Wayne Klassen. Though he is just kidding. She still kicks his posterior.

"Hey Courtney you're so fine, you're so fine, you blow my mind, hey Courtney!"
(that's the way the song really goes)
"What's that? A Toster Party, I'm there Court!"

by la léona January 9, 2005