Closet Pineapplest

Someone who declares they don't like pineapple on pizza. But secretly they do.

Oh, is that a pineapple pizza! You're such a closet pineapplest.

by f4fred May 24, 2019

coletin

Coletin is a complete goon. He isn't very good at spelling but that doesn't over power how attractive and kind he is. His smile will guaranteed 100% make you get warm, fuzzy, and nervous: especially his voice. He is a bit of a hypocrite (he might say he'll talk to you more but won't) but is absolutely hilarious. Don't give up on him, he is a great friend and possibly partner to have in your life.

everyone- omg is that coletin,?! **says that while drooling
me- oh yea, and he's mine
everyone- DID YOU SEE THE WAY HE LOOKS AT YOU
me- i know, that's my coletin

by ghandi of the goons June 24, 2019

closet hopper

A gay one hopping into another gay ones closet whilst jacking off

Mark is such a closet hopper

by Assclapper6969 July 4, 2019

Closet thot

A female who tries really hard to cover up her thot mentality.

"She be acting all respectful, but we all know she is a closet thot"

by Weaponized April 1, 2019

Closet Skater

Used to refer to a skateboarder who will not tell anyone that they skate because they are intimidated by better skaters.

Sean is a skater, although he doesn’t dress like one, and he won’t tell anyone. He’s a closet skater.

by Yellowwater September 20, 2019

Closet Lay

when a person still isn't out of the closet but still has sexual intercourse with the same gender

" Joseph is such a Closet Lay , he had a one night stand with Joe but still isn't out yet"

by sexyboisex September 25, 2019

Closet Tom

A closet tom is someone who takes the chance for sexual activity while high off skunk or in the the prison shower!

So you asked for a blow job off your mate while you were high off skunk! Closet Tom!

by Mix-Race Man On Road September 25, 2019