Cookie dough is the holy grail of food; an utterly amazing, brilliant, treat that is considered the most delicious food in many places. You make it with just the right amount of salt and with as many chocolate chips as possible. Cookie dough is known to relieve stress and release endorphins which makes you happy. Cookie dough is one of the best foods in the whole entire history of the whole wide world and I urge you, reader, to try it and experience true happiness.
“Ugh im so sad 😭 “
“Maybe you should try cookie dough!”
*after eating cookie dough*
“Omg I feel so amazing! Cookie dough is the best food in the whole entire history of the whole wide world!!”
“Maybe you should try cookie dough!”
*after eating cookie dough*
“Omg I feel so amazing! Cookie dough is the best food in the whole entire history of the whole wide world!!”
by Violet ╰[ ⁰﹏⁰ ]╯ August 30, 2020
So if your not that full choc type, chip or ice cream dude and you prefer cookies the most (no matter if halfbacked,oat, crispy or even as dough) you probably need that kind of cookie m8 you share your dark sides desires.. even if it's just munching tons of cookies.. so it's actually a lot about that.. sure your partner can like cookies but eating with your cookie m8 is on a whole other term, since you got that easy going feeling as if some cookies would slide down your throat clinched in fresh milk. Mhhhm...
Cookie m8 are like those buddy's everything is actually easy going but when they get annoyed about sth they protect their m8s even if cookie or not like a lion mummy
Cookie m8 are like those buddy's everything is actually easy going but when they get annoyed about sth they protect their m8s even if cookie or not like a lion mummy
'Who was that unique authentic dude you shared your cookies with at that house party?
-oh you mean my cookie m8,well I'd like to tell you but you're not on his level.
What da...'
'you think we're like normal friends?-we are cookie m8s thats nothing to make fun of.?baaaka'
lets get some cookies on our way back home -dude don't you know.. I was waiting for you to come by so I bought them yesterday- you're a true cookie m8 i don't even know how i deserve this..cmn m8 these cookies wouldn't be as half as tasty when ate alone..
-oh you mean my cookie m8,well I'd like to tell you but you're not on his level.
What da...'
'you think we're like normal friends?-we are cookie m8s thats nothing to make fun of.?baaaka'
lets get some cookies on our way back home -dude don't you know.. I was waiting for you to come by so I bought them yesterday- you're a true cookie m8 i don't even know how i deserve this..cmn m8 these cookies wouldn't be as half as tasty when ate alone..
by AkNema November 21, 2021
by yuhfr December 26, 2022
A cutesy name for the primordial pouch on a cat's stomach. Specifically applies to chonkers, or cats with very prominent pouches.
Whenever my cat hears the can opener, he sprints down the hall to the kitchen and I get to laugh my ass off at his cookie pouch swinging side to side.
by Mikalhvi July 09, 2022
"Charley Cookie is stoopid."
by Charley Cookie September 30, 2019
its a phrase and saying of complete randomness and dadaism, its the type of shit davis says when he exists
by ebajimo August 23, 2022
A basic cookie, maybe a Fig Newton, that will eventually lead you to eating Erin’s Heavenly cookies. Her cookies eventually become only way to find relief in your ever growing cookie addiction.....
Fig Newtons are a gateway cookie
by Cookie Monster37727 April 26, 2019