deep cheek

When a man’s penis is only long enough to reach the inner cheeks during oral sex.

Alternative to deep throating.

Lo: “He was too small to reach my throat.”
Kat: “So you just deep cheeked him?”

by garbagekat November 14, 2017

Cheek's Law

A derivative of Murphy's Law, but a thousand times worse. The problem that goes wrong will go wrong to the fullest extent.

Guy 1: I just had sex, but she turn turned out to be my cousin and she was born a guy.

Guy 2: That's Cheek's Law at work.

by Rebel1269 March 20, 2016

Cheek wanking

When you pull the skin on your cheeks and let go so it make a weird nose

Person one: stop cheek wanking its weird
Person 2: *does it again*

by Yourdachokedtodeathonmyfatdick April 16, 2020

Sandy Cheeks

A retarded horny squirrel from Texas who lives in the fucking ocean and should be fucking dead!

Sandy Cheeksis an asshole who eats too fucking much
Spongebob: Go on a diet!

by Spongebob the annoying fuck August 31, 2016

Beef Cheeks

Term used for the buttocks

Damn Adam, you got some nice beef cheeks.

by StonkyKong July 4, 2019

Two Cheek Notice

Letting your employer know you've quit by sneakily writing "I QUIT" across their significant other's buttcheeks

Mr Kaster took away our health insurance, and Ms Kaster was giving me the eyes, so I had to put in my two cheek notice

by Towrope November 17, 2020

Snow Cheeks

When one dips their bare ass into fresh snow creating a pristine mold of their butt cheeks.

My buddy stopped in the middle of our hike to pull down his pants and leave a perfect pair of snow cheeks in the fresh snow.

by fatboytony January 4, 2021