Hella cake

you bitch ;)

man 1: damn that bitch got hella cake
man 2: naw bro she a whole ass spaghetti noodle

by thatonespaghettinoodle April 2, 2020

Cake Alert

Phrase to let a friend know there is someone with a nice booty nearby.

"Cake Alert to the left."
"Dude.. that's a Cake Alert if I've ever seen one."

by FruitLeg January 29, 2020

Papa Cakes

It’s that nasty nut. Ooey gooey icky sticky in the mouth. If it’s curdled like that cottage cheese and yellowed like that melted butter... MMMMM

Bro Sonia, took that papa cakes like a champ didn’t even make a face!

by CakesOfPapi May 5, 2019

Fruit cake

Fruit cake is a hyper dense mass of mediocre cake over packed with disgusting tumors of jellied stuff that might once have been fruit, but now is merely a sugar infused mummy of color

Max: Hey Jimmy you want some cake?
Jimmy: What type?
Max: Fruit cake.
Jimmy: Die.

by YourMomIsANiceWoman April 25, 2020

boat cake

A person, often female, available for parties on yachts in which cash will be exchanged for sexual services. A person engaged in yachting.

The rumor is that Meghan used to be boat cake before she met Prince Harry.

by DinnerAtEight February 20, 2019

Whippy cake

A phat cake wich has a larg shit (usually whipped) curled onto the cake.

Would you like a whippy cake for your birthday.

by Mr whippy February 19, 2019

butter cake

when a girl has everything going for her except her ability to bake a cake

bro 1: I met a chick last night, great body, cute face, awesome personality. but when we went back to her house her cake game was poor as hell.
bro 2: no point in calling a butter cake back

by sausage June 2, 2015