Crap battle

A contest where 2 people try to crap as hard as possible.
I think the second guy won the crap battle his crap was bigger.
by Tooftreef September 17, 2023
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my theory is that (ANALOG HORROR CREATOR) isn't working on (ANALOG HORROR) because (SEXUAL REASON)!!! surely this wont make every (ANALOG HORROR) fan uncomfortable!
(makes every (ANALOG HORROR) fan uncomfortable)
GRR... HOW DARE THESE PEOPLE GET UNCOMFORTABLE BECAUSE I SEXUALIZE (ANALOG HORROR CREATOR) FOR NOT WORKING ON (ANALOG HORROR)!!!!
I CAN'T BELIEVE NOBODY WILL LET ME SEXUALIZE MINORS!!! HOW DO YOU EXPECT ME TO REACT!!!
Sex addicted jamesy jerking off to crap is WEIRD!!!
by 1willwoodfan0 May 30, 2023
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Upper Craps

An illegal dice game where a player puts money in a pot depending on the max bet; there are 5s, 10s, and double games. The first person to roll a 7 or 11 starts the game and calls a number to roll. The amount of money he put in is the number of rolls he gets. If the player doesn't roll the number he wants, the player with the second most amount of money in the pot tries to roll the number the other player called out. This then repeats until one player takes the pot . If all players can't roll the number the rotation restarts, then it's one roll for each player. A five game where the max bet is five, a 10 game where the max bet is 10, and a double is where all players put in 10 and it's one roll each. This game is usually played in upper Sandusky ohio
by Bigtityfart January 25, 2025
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crap lowsey

Commonly used by dads and/or parental figures above 40 to insult facial features.

Definition may also vary to the act of shitting in someone’s mouth while pissing up their nose for pleasure.
“Hey son, I hate your crap lowsey face!”
“Dad I promise it wasn’t what it looked like, Sarah just fell on my face I swear.”
by Bobdyllanjohncolt April 01, 2022
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crap rat

i am a crap rat...i like it with sweetcorn
by moshababe August 01, 2006
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eat crap munch scat

exactly what it says
Willy P: I eat crap munch scat
Everyone else: yeah you do
by currysandwhichrabbit December 12, 2021
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Crap noodles

When someone says or calls you a mean name and you don’t know what to say.
by Ghost_person579 May 06, 2020
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