crib crab

A derogatory term for a crib-contained human infant who has not yet become old or mobile enough to be referred as a rug monkey or a linoleum lizard.

Sorry-- I would, but I have to go over to my friend's house. It's their date night and they couldn't get anyone else to watch the crib crab.

by IronNerf July 08, 2014

Crab Dogging

Verb
Used to define the behaviour of a person. It is used in reference to persistence, tenacity, and annoyance and most commonly the combination of all three.

Very versatile in usage. Can describe many situations.

More commonly used with a slur and twang as, 'Crab Doggin'

"Hey, you got an extra smoke?"
"Naw, why you crab doggin on me?"

"Wow, the nachos are almost gone."
"Yeah, <i>Dustin</i> was crab doggin them."

"The Islam community is Crab Dogging on Salman Rushdie"

by TheReRe September 24, 2012

CRAB NIP

Nipping someone with your fucking toes!!

Crab nip a girl with your toes and watch her scream and ask for a twix

by Tommy P February 26, 2024

The mud crab

When a partner inserts their thumb into the Anus of a women along with the other four fingers into the vagina pinching down in a crab like motion.

Connor gave Kaleigh the mud crab in order to drag her back into his sex dungeon

by Brickcuc May 14, 2022

Crab Game

Most competitive game award by chat on twitch gaming. Crab Game is a First-Person Multiplayer game made by Norwegian indie developer Daniel Sooman (or just Dani) where you fight for the ultimate cash price in different minigames and definitely not based on Squid Game on Netflix. The game was released for MS Windows on Steam and for macOS and Linux on Itch.io in October 2021, the macOS and Linux editions were later released on Steam on 16 November. The game reached 10 million downloads in January 2022.

Someone: Do you know Crab Game ? It's so freaking funny!
Friend: Ohhhh, the game that copied Squid Game ?
Someone: YOU DARE TO SAY DANI's GAME COPIED SQUID GAME??????
Friend: Oh shi-
Someone: *beat the friend up*

by despertk February 20, 2022

Clickety crab

A special breed of crab native to pampas that breeds with its family

Well look it’s a Clickety crab

by Th3 auth0r April 29, 2023

Crab Salad

When someone has both pubic lice—the crab(s)—and a yeast infection—the salad.

I heard that bitch Janie has been sleeping around too much and she caught crab salad.

by Jalsss April 05, 2022