wax the cat

To clean up the pubic area; not unisexual for the obvious reference to the slang term for a woman's genital region.

Honey, if you want me to go to Chinatown tonight, you better wax the cat.

by dalbort June 03, 2007

Cat Fart

n. A horribly smelly, wet, inhuman fart. It smells like it came from a cat, but it comes from a person. Can cause vomiting, headaches, and loss of life.

Her: What the FUCK is that smell?

Him: I farted.

Her: No you didn't that couldn't have been you it smells too bad.

Him: It definitely was me.

Her: Holy shit that smells like a cat fart! OH MY GOD. *pukes*

by treximeanbob January 23, 2011

Crazy Cat

1. Someone who is doing something madm, outragous or out of the norm!

1. frank starts singing & dancing in the street
paul "Man your one Crazy Cat"

2. Geoff says something contriversal- "Geoff you Crazy Cat"

by Craig Phillips September 19, 2005

Feed the cat

Another way of saying I'm going home to have a session.

Cakes: I have to go home to feed the cat!
Vic: You need to lay off the 6 paper joints!

by boltis May 18, 2010

nyan catting

a really fucking annoying virus that earrapes you and you can never delete it. help me.

person 1: bruh why does your laptop keep splurting out the nyan cat theme
person 2: idk man its a virus that I cant ever delete. its nyan catting.

by ihaveanyancatvirus July 24, 2020

Keyboard cat

keyboard cat came from a video uploaded in 2007. this became very popular. all though keyboard cat has died the owner has another cat thats apparently keyboard cat 2

death: come with me keyboard cat
keyboard cat: was i a good cat?
death: no, im heard you were the best

by Know Your Memes October 01, 2019

Country Cat

"An individual who possesses the ability to disregard classiness for comfort. This individual is also described as "common people" and can be seen easily eating bacon and other meats off of the kitchen floor casually ignoring the 5, 10, 100 second rule. This individual cares not what their country can do for them nor what they can do for their country. Unless that country is followed by a cat."

That lady just took a trash bag and made pants out of it. Now that's a country cat.

by Team Rocket league November 09, 2016