california rude

Loud and obnoxious, leaking with narcissism. Typically unintentionally rude but not purposely. Simply ignorant.

-That’s so cool! I’m gonna make this conversation about myself now.
-Oh shit I’m sorry I interrupted you, all the pot I’ve been smoking will make me forget what I was gonna say so I interrupted you in an extremely obnoxious manner.
-dang man I can tell you’re from California cause you’re so obnoxious

“Dang man I’m so sorry I guess I’m being soooo California rude”

by Bagggofweeed July 9, 2021

California Coleslaw

When a man licks the cum out of his wife's pussy after being cucked

Jim over there just had some california coleslaw

by Gary Morgan March 15, 2019

California crop dust

When a stripper puts cocaine in her butthole and farts blowing a cocaine cloud in the air to be consumed.

Why take a butt bump when you can have the best of both worlds with a California crop dust

by Powerbottom69 April 16, 2024

california meat wagon

The sexual act of folding a neverhard dick in half and shoving it inside a vagina. Also sometimes using the balls with the folded dick just so you can feel something firm.

My husband couldn't get hard last night, so we tried the California Meat Wagon. Best I have had in some time.

by Havealotofbalz May 11, 2016

California Pinstripe

Pinstripes (usually on a car or article of clothing) drawn using human feces.

Friend 1: "I heard you and ***** had fallen out? You two aren't cool anymore?"
Friend 2: "Nah, he went sicko mode so I gave that nerd some California Pinstripes."
Friend 1: "Gross!"

by GreenTsunami July 25, 2021

California's Almonds

California's Almonds refers to a coping mechanism employed by individuals living outside the United States who aspire to experience the American Dream. By purchasing and consuming almonds—a product overwhelmingly sourced from California—they create a small, tangible connection to the USA, no matter their current location. It's a way to momentarily feel closer to the desired American lifestyle, one handful of probably-American-made nuts at a time.

Even though I'm stuck in Russia, I always keep a bag of California's Almonds in the pantry. It’s a small comfort, a little taste of the America I dream about

by eviscerated_elegy July 27, 2025

California

libland usa

i fucking hate california

by TOW DOWN!!!!!!!!!!!!! May 27, 2025