Button

Give up talking.

"Alright, I'll button up. What would you like to talk about instead?"

by Arminkshipper July 8, 2024

The Admiral’s Buttons

A sexual act wherein a man ejaculates in several discrete blobs from just below a woman’s navel straight upwards to just above her breasts, resembling the buttons on the coat of an admiral’s uniform.

Guy A: Did I tell you about my Tindr hookup?

Guy B: No, but since you’re bringing it up, I’m guessing you gave her The Admiral’s Buttons!

Guy A: Yep — the double-breasted version!

Alternatively…

Girl A: I let Tucker give me The Admiral’s Buttons last night.

Girl B: That was 12 hours ago and you still haven’t washed it off, you skank!

by Refenestrated December 28, 2021

tich button

In Pakistan, "tich button" refers to snap fastener, also called snap button, press button. When two people are unsually close to each other, they are jokingly called "tich buttonan di jordi" meaning "a pair of tich buttons".

The word "tich" refers to the sound snap fasteners make.

Jackets should have tich buttons along with zippers.

by zpack July 23, 2024

Belly Button Hot Tub

When a guy is sleeping and has a wet dream and ejaculates into his belly button.

Dude, Last night was so weird, I had a dream I was having the sex, and i woke up to a belly button hot tub.

by PRAWLN December 10, 2022

benjamin button's dick

Benjamin Button's dick: a Disease that causes ur to grow smaller untill u have a mangina

BRO! Your giving me Benjamin Button's dick!

It was so cold out side that i have Benjamin Button's dick

by Prime Minister McRibs April 10, 2016

Flutton Your Button

The idea of "Flick Your Bic", but for lighters with buttons instead. These lighters are not as satisfactory as bic lighters, therefore the expression sounds ugly, disgusting, and suggestive.

Note; Bic does in fact make lighters as such, but you get the idea.

Why don't you just take your lighter and flutton your button.

by Rabbit! November 20, 2010

Nigerian Belly Button Peircing

An act performed by ONLY by level 72+ Nigerian gooners in which a big Nigerian man rubs his penis inside someone's belly button for 3-10 hours before ejaculating so suddenly and quickly that cum shoots through Their belly button that it peirces it. Than the Nigerian man sticks"Hey Bob you wanna go munting tommorow?"-Larry "No I have a Nigerian Belly Button peircing scheduled a ring in it. This is a very prophetable job and will also leave you with many life long friends.

"Hey Bob do you wanna go munting tomorrow?" -Larry "No I cant, I have a Nigerian Belly Button Peircing scheduled.-Bob

by NigerianFlickerGooner9000 December 22, 2024