butt puck

A butt putt is a hard piece of shit that is lodged in or has recently been expelled from one's asshole. It is most commonly used in describing someone who would otherwise be called a shit head.
Only a butt puck would for _____________ for president.
by Toby Gruntnzler August 12, 2015
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Butt Sniffing

Slang; when you meet someone new and aren't convinced by the front they're putting on, so you do some digging into their background to try and find dirt on them.
Alice: Hey Bob, what did you think of our date yesterday?

Bob: It was fine. But I Googled your name when I got home and found a mugshot of you. Why did you rob a bank?

Alice: Wtf, quit butt sniffing!
by UTMcGee February 27, 2020
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butt-droid

A term once used by Vice President Selina Meyer to describe subordinates/low-level staffers in the HBO series "Veep"
"He just had one of his butt-droids do it..."
-Selina Meyer
by Fmr Senator Jim Webb May 01, 2020
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Butt Coffee

When you take a shit and it comes out almost entirely liquid except for sharp parts that have a texture similar to coffee grounds.
Marge: Homer, you look terrible! What happened?
Homer: I had butt coffee.
Marge: Eww...
by KalloFox34 May 10, 2019
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Butt Poof

A patch of hair missed while shaving between the butt hole and vagina
My girlfriend missed her butt poof while shaving
by Tandog December 01, 2013
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Butt Suckage

Trash, noise, pollution, and antisocial behavior are examples of butt suckage. The subjective experience of aversion to the environment, e.g., anxiety, nausea, anger and depression.
by hwcdesign March 03, 2010
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Clock Butt

When one twerks their ass in a rhythmic fashion. Used like a metronome to keep musical timing.
I was having trouble keeping time whilst playing the piano so I hollered to my bitch "Yo girl, gimme some clock butt".
by cryptoanon November 17, 2018
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