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special breakfast 

Special Breakfast is a cuddle puddle consisting of two or more horizontal persons and at least one kitten. The kitten should be positioned on the top of the lounging bodies. Special Breakfast is a waking activity and as such should only be enjoyed after an extended period of rest. If a cuddle puddle in fact leads to sexy time the kitten(s) should be removed from the puddle and made to saunter a distance of 10 paces before sexy time can commence. The kitten will likely stare at the rithing naked bodies in disgust.
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special breakfast by Y2Kazam December 14, 2013

skipping breakfast 

Participating in oral sex with a significant other at some point in the day after the morning hours
My girlfriend asked me to come over to her house later today. Looks like I'm skipping breakfast.
skipping breakfast by Ginger-Snap January 10, 2014

cuban breakfast 

Black coffee and a few lines of coke
Didn't get home till 6am, had to be at work at 7, so a Cuban breakfast was definitely needed.
cuban breakfast by Tecolote32 April 25, 2014

night breakfast 

Making breakfast the night before the morning when you eat it.
Bro 1: What are you eating?
Bro 2: Night Breakfast?
Bro 1: What?
Bro 2: ... I made it last night..

cambodian breakfast 

The act of cracking an egg in a girl's vagina, and fucking her with such force that it scrambles the egg.
Totally gave my chick a Cambodian Breakfast last night. It was delicious.

steamers breakfast 

When you rap your penis in bacon and pour maple syrup on it and preform anal on your partner, and when finished your partner continues to eat it off the penis.
Girl: "will you give me the steamers breakfast please"