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Biden

Hold my beer Stanley. I need to find a toilet fast! I have a big’ol Biden brewing!
by UrbanCowboy007 September 6, 2023
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Joe biden

Daddy Joe 46th president of America
Daddy Joe Biden slopped on my nob
Like corn on the cob
by Daddy Joe November 8, 2020
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Hoe Biden

The act of Joe Biden being up Israel's ass.
Don't be such a Hoe Biden.
by Alial27 November 26, 2023
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Biden brilliancy

When you get a question on your exam right, and moan “oh ya joe” in the middle of class
I got the hardest question right and I did the Biden brilliancy
by 69doggystyle January 6, 2021
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Biden Blame Syndrome

"Biden Blame Syndrome (BBS) is the tendency to disproportionately blame President Biden for various issues, regardless of his involvement or responsibility. Those affected by BBS often use Biden as a convenient scapegoat, overlooking other contributing factors or individuals who may be truly at fault. This syndrome manifests even when Biden is entirely blameless, demonstrating a fixation on attributing responsibility to him at all costs. In some cases, individuals may experience BBS reflexively to shield the actual culprits from accountability.

Coined on March 30th, 2024, by @TheNewOption_ on Twitter.
"Biden Blame Syndrome strikes again: blaming Biden for the Eagles' loss, as if he's some kind of conspiracy mastermind!"

or

"BBS strikes again: blaming Biden for the Eagles' loss, as if he's some kind of conspiracy mastermind!"
by Constitutional Scholar #431 March 31, 2024
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Joe Biden's fat and bloody ass sloppin all over Obama

After the Cold War, joe biden got ass surgery to plump it up. But because of this, his asshole got infected because the doctors didn't have any clean tools because of the cold war. Joe Biden's ass was so fucking big that it created an apartheid between his two cheeks. His favourite thing to feed his asshole was ice cream flavoured dildo.

He goes to IKEA and buys swedish meatballs.

~New Jersey~
He goes to Obama's state and shoves that flacid condom up his urethra. Obama dislikes it.

After the Cold War, obama got ass surgery to plump it up. But because of this, his asshole got infected because the doctors didn't have any clean tools because of the cold war. Obama's ass was so fucking big that it created an apartheid between his two cheeks. His favourite thing to feed his asshole was "fellow american" flavoured dildo.
WOW! Joe Biden's fat and bloody ass sloppin all over Obama was a fucking masterpiece!

I pissed bloody urine for the past 10 years and the doctors told me to fuck off.
by merdeur merdesse March 8, 2024
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Biden

A man with low self esteem brought on early by male pattern baldness and the inability to tell the truth about himself or the many accomplishments he never achieved. His racist and bigoted remarks go back to his humble beginnings when he was married with four children while having extra-marital relations with a then 15 year old babysitter named Jill who eventually cheated on her first husband and later became Bidens wife. Biden is a proud member of the "M.A.P.S." Organization (Minor Attracted Person) and can frequently be found in a nearby ice cream shop sniffing small children and making inappropriate comments about their age gap. Nicknamed "Pedo Pete" by his son Hunter, Biden spends his days in hiding waiting for his next dose of amphetamines to kick in so he can go out and conquer all the Corn Pops of the world. Biden is a professional liar with horrible speaking skills and a loose sphincter.
Biden likes to shower with his teenage daughter.
by 9lb Johnson June 24, 2024
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