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Tom, you may as well leave

The act of trying to roast someone with the name “Tom” by singing the song “Call me by your name”, but slightly changing the lyrics. And instead stating “Call me what you want, Call me what you need, Tom you may as well leave”.
Enrique: Are you gang gang?
Tom : “Who Remembers the Infinity Stones
Adrian: “Tom, you may as Well Leave.”
Tom: Shut the Fuck up.

Adrian: Nope!
by Göbert August 13, 2025
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Describes an individual who appears to be "lazy" but is actually incredibly good at designing all aspects of their life based efficiency and automation
John: It's going to take us weeks to code it. James: I'll write an algorithm so the machine can do 90% of the work for us. John: I can't decide if that's brilliant or lazy. James: "Brilliance is laziness well executed"
by KyleWho? September 14, 2019
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Sparwood hunny well

Is when this dryed up used and abuse blond lady that's had more wiener or sausage in her then hotdog buns have calles her gash the hunny pot but looks to be were a few hockey and soccer teams slammed it and ripped it wide open and banged it so hard it looks like a sparwood hunny well
When you see a vagin that's broken and beat up its called sparwood hunny well. She was givi g me a strip tease hey pretty lady I was hoping to see something nice but instead I saw the sparwood hunny well.
by Hillbilly antichrist December 18, 2024
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zoe wells

The most beautiful girl of all time to graze springbank. Nothing truly compares to her, master piece of a face and a figure that puts any straight male in a state of awe
by samraat gill October 28, 2023
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Well buddy

Universal phrase to use in excitement, betrayal, conflict, or when something bad happens.

You can use this phrase in many ways.
Example 1: depressing
Person 1: “Can I have this dance?”
Person 2: “no.”
Person 1: “Welll buddy..😔”
Example 2; excitement

“I just..won a new car!! WELL BUDDYY THIS IS GREAT!!
by swagdad420 June 15, 2022
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Tiktok well

A Tiktok well is a deep hole in social media

that a user becomes trapped in, the longer they spend online the deeper they go, to the point where you get home from work sit down have a scroll, you check the clock and 3 hours have passed 😬. The social media equivalent to a Ket hole if you will. Many a snowflake and millennial have tried to escape the deep grasp of the Tiktok hole, only to become trapped and enthralled in pointless cat videos and kitchen hacks.
I'm stuck in a Tiktok well.

"Hi Jerry, I can't come in to work today I was up all night in a Tiktok Well."

"Ah well, your not actually on the rota for today, but It does however explain where you have been AWOL for yesterday's shift. What have I told you about diving to deep?"
by The punny rascal July 20, 2022
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Well

Slang work for a lot, excellent, very etc. Used when someone’s approved of something
“Ayyy man your lookin well cool today
by alicedutton March 2, 2018
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