Boob rivers

The elegant network of blue veins visible in some breasts.

I became in entrances by her bust's landscape: nipple peaks and the boob rivers.

by ApricotFields May 24, 2019

River Valian

The native people or multigenerational people from River Vale, NJ who still live there. They typically have an attitude about entitlement and have no common sense.

Man you better watch out because those people are River Valians

by Countrysquire April 26, 2025

river

one of the hottest people alive. he is extremely wonderful, and everyone should be like him.

“river is pog.”
“how profound.”

by swaggychickennugget July 24, 2021

Rivers

A fat piece of shit that drives a truck, usually a GMC. Has way too many confederate flags. His dream date is a all you can eat buffet. Usually a person with this name chews too much tobacco and smokes the shittiest cigarettes aka Pall Malls. Has a 2 inch penis and hairy loose asshole.

Hey do you know rivers smith? Yea i hate that cunt!

by Sodhdjskskdhdhd April 9, 2019

swimming in river water

To take a golden shower from Thai ladyboys while balls deep in the chocolate ring hole of the forth.

Went to Thailand I got really sick, I think it was because I went swimming in river water.

by Flamin ass crack August 28, 2023

cahaba river rats

Refering to the group of kids from Hoover,Alabama who anually take a glorious ride down the beautiful Cahaba river with cigs, beer and vodka in hand. it consists of 2 champs AKA wrestlers..2 soccer pussys and one shitty baseball player. Every year the group grows which usually ruins the sanctity of the whole trip but its fine..the cahaba river rats will live on forever.

person 1: Did you see those fresh looking kids floating down the Cahaba this morning?

person 2: probley those old Cahaba river rats

Person 3: yeah, you can hear them at all hours of the night screaming "Cahaba!!!" "what?!?!" "Cahaba Riverrrr!!!"

by lucas1399 April 24, 2011

Charles River Jellyfish

Term used by Boston locals for a used condom floating in the river.

While walking along the Esplanade, I spotted several Charles River Jellyfish bobbing along the riverbank.

by e-vigilante March 3, 2023