hair bastard

a bald person who tries to convince people that they have hair
person 1: NO I SWEAR I HAVE HAIR, IM A HAIR BASTARD!!
person 2: I’m really not convinced bro
by archielmao February 08, 2021
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Whore-bastards

There's no point emptying the England teams overhead locker, because those whore-bastards won't be there long.
by Strood June 14, 2024
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Gophy Bastard

This is what old school dads used to call goofy bastards. People who say or do dumb shit all the time and anyone who has met them just knows they are a gophy bastard. The gophy comes from the east coast connotation because they talk funny...making them gophy know it all bastards toh! It's interchangeable with gophy betch.
Terry do you realize what a gophy bastard you are? Nobody laughs at your lame attempts at humor. Dat Terry......he a gophy bastard. And dat Jane.....she a gophy betch....she so dizzy!
by Eric Luck May 10, 2024
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you fokking bastard

you fokking bastard is what you say to a fokking twat who is fokking sthcewpid
by tw@t August 24, 2021
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Pommy bastard

Any person from England you dirty pommy tranny English bastards go stick on a dress dirty sheep shagging bastards same with the Americans dirty tranny bastards!! Either if ur not English or are it you see this I’m gonna chop ur mum up you fat slag and you up
Did you see the pommy bastards o ye he was the biggest hairiest faggots I have ever seen
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bastard Kate

You're such a bastard Kate
by lion boi April 25, 2020
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Jack bastard

A well known saying in the mpgs ops room at diggers that is said all the time describing a certain serviceman.
You jack bastard matt always looking after yourself and not considering anyone else

You jack bastard matt eat all our expensive biscuits and then bring cheap rich tea in

You jack bastard matt let everyone else do all the work and then offee to help after it's all done
by 5IC August 26, 2017
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