Baskeduced

When you go to the gym planning on lifting, but you end up playing pickup basketball. (Basketball + seduced)

I had back and bi's today, but I was baskeduced into playing some full-court.

by Sampone October 3, 2012

Basketeering

The sport of riding behind a car in a laundry basket, often following a bout of "Ring-a-Ding Ditch"

Basketeering

by Doto004 April 12, 2013

basket slut

A person who sleeps around but feels like a basket case because of it.

Person A: Did you hear about Cindy and the basketball team? She's been bothered by it ever since.

Person 2- Cindy is such a basket slut.

by Nolliekins March 24, 2016

baskin your robin

The act of inserting a waffle cone into the urethra, or the act of dripping ice cream into your urethra through a waffle cone.

Jared: Hey Deliliah, you want to try something different tonight?

Delilah: If you're okay with it, we could try baskin your robin. All I have is a waffle cone.

Jared: GO SLOW THIS ITME CUNT: MY DICK GOT FROSTBITE LAST WEEKEND?

Delilah: It's melting quickly, we better start soon, right here, right now.

Jared: OwO ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

by waifusalvo December 7, 2016

BASKETBALL CROTCH

When you play basketball or any type of sport / activity then you don't wash your sweaty balls and ass. Effect is greatly intensified if you have especially hairy groin.

Ew, Rudy went to sleep with basketball crotch last night and now his leopard blanket smells like sweaty ass and balls.

by lalala730 September 13, 2017

Basketball years

The years in which a basketball player "ages". Like dog years but faster, as in a normal NBA player retires much earlier than normal jobs.

Hey man ik Coby is only like 30 but in basketball years he's like 80

by C3PO and R2 are totally gay November 7, 2017

basketball

1. a game which involves lots of jamming of the fingers and being too short to make the ball anywhere close to the net

2. a sphere of the color orange that has a very strong urge to jam fingers

Josh: Bro! Lets go play some basketball
Andrew: As long as it wont jam my fingers!

by lol_whatismylife December 9, 2017