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Blanding Burrito

During a hit and run investigation, this is the shape a body makes once the white sheet is placed on it. The dead body will then resemble a burrito to people passing by in their cars, which in turn then makes them hungry for a burrito. It is named for the road such an incident took place on; Blanding Blvd.
Jesus Christ that's horrible! That poor person got hit by a car and became a Blanding Burrito! Say...that actually makes me a little hungry for a burrito.
by Hiromeka April 7, 2020
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Chicken Burrito

When drunk you convinces your partner to take a finger and slip it up your guys butthole so that you will sober up and can go get mexican food after a night of drinking.
Hey, if you let me slip a finger up your butt, I'll drive us to go get chicken burritos afterwards.
by Pete in Texas May 13, 2020
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love burrito

When you cuddled up by your cat and dog at the same time.
Hey Max, I wake up in a love burrito this morning.
by kaliyuga September 11, 2020
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Nata Burrito

A word you can shout at your friend when you want their attention. It is said with an accent of the person’s choice and is usually said by screaming and chasing after someone
Are you listening to me? Hello? NATA BURRITO!!!”
by A joe cock November 12, 2020
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Nata burrito

A word said when you are trying to get someone’s attention and they are rude enough to ignore the person. It is said with an accent if the persons choice and is usually said by screaming
Are you even listening to me? Hello? NATA BURRITO!!!”
by A joe cock November 12, 2020
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Nata burrito

A word said when you are trying to get someone’s attention and they are rude enough to ignore the person. It is said with an accent if the persons choice and is usually said by screaming
Are you even listening to me?hello?? NATA BURRITO!!!”
by A joe cock November 12, 2020
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Jesus Burrito

1. a theoretical burrito that Jesus Christ makes so hot that even he himself cannot eat it (usually said to be microwaved).
2. any burrito that is so hot that it can't be eaten by a mortal human (although Jesus probably could).
3. A burrito that is so hot it makes you see Jesus.
4. Archaic: A burrito that is so hot that it burns the sin right outta ya.
5. Noun: Another name for the Holy Corpse Parts in Jojo's Bizzare Adventure, Specifically Eyes of Heaven, seeing as they look like burritos in the game
"Oh, we got another Jesus Burrito" - Joel
by Theawsomudkip December 7, 2020
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