A nasty primate only known for shitting out of windows and eating his shit. He's a nasty animal and even his parents wonder how they produced.
by Jake the Ape July 13, 2014
Get the Jake the Apemug. Ap is somebody who games and has a YouTube channel, but he's complete trash and a pussy. Ap needs a T-Bag to carrie him to get views.
by ChaosThunder March 10, 2021
Get the Apmug. by Jeff8758 August 1, 2011
Get the APnessmug. by Applepippin June 18, 2023
Get the APmug. A small moderately controllable being, such as a child or kitten, that is frustrating yet often humorous and endearing, much like a tailless primate.
by Snakpak G December 31, 2020
Get the Ape on a stickmug. by Ape Milker October 5, 2020
Get the ape milkmug. Yeah it's over,
You can bet in mid-October,
I will still be ranting bout most early may.
Yeah he's a winner
He's a god damned sinner.
While he dines I'm on the wrong side of the day
And I said,
I don't understand why I'm fumbling after
You're the reason
I cannot forget this season
Or the letter when you first referred to eight.
And I said
It's a Calypso, but it's not easy to know.
You walk around with your shoulders down
Frowning.
It's not easy to know
Yeah it's over,
You can bet when mid-October ends,
I'll still be ranting bout most early may.
So yeah, he's a winner,
He's a goddamn sinner,
While he dines I'm in the wrong side of the day
And I said,
I don't understand why I'm fumblin' after
Yeah you're the reason i cannot forget this season.
Or the lesson how an Ape shall not kill Ape
And I said...
You can bet in mid-October,
I will still be ranting bout most early may.
Yeah he's a winner
He's a god damned sinner.
While he dines I'm on the wrong side of the day
And I said,
I don't understand why I'm fumbling after
You're the reason
I cannot forget this season
Or the letter when you first referred to eight.
And I said
It's a Calypso, but it's not easy to know.
You walk around with your shoulders down
Frowning.
It's not easy to know
Yeah it's over,
You can bet when mid-October ends,
I'll still be ranting bout most early may.
So yeah, he's a winner,
He's a goddamn sinner,
While he dines I'm in the wrong side of the day
And I said,
I don't understand why I'm fumblin' after
Yeah you're the reason i cannot forget this season.
Or the lesson how an Ape shall not kill Ape
And I said...
It's a Calypso, but it's not easy to know.
you walk around with your shoulders down
Frowning
It's not easy to know
It's just a tango
But it's not easy to choke,
I walk around with my horns down now,
But it's not easy to know
I'm going under
You can trust a man who's a governor,
Ape can't trust man.
You can trust a man with a gun at all,
Ape can't trust man.
It's a Calypso, but it's not easy to know.
you walk around with your shoulders down
Frowning
It's not easy to know
It's just a tango
But it's not easy to choke,
I walk around with my horns down now,
But it's not easy to choke
How could you win?
If you know he's back to blame
Knowing you're right, won't you wait?
Ape Dos Mil
you walk around with your shoulders down
Frowning
It's not easy to know
It's just a tango
But it's not easy to choke,
I walk around with my horns down now,
But it's not easy to know
I'm going under
You can trust a man who's a governor,
Ape can't trust man.
You can trust a man with a gun at all,
Ape can't trust man.
It's a Calypso, but it's not easy to know.
you walk around with your shoulders down
Frowning
It's not easy to know
It's just a tango
But it's not easy to choke,
I walk around with my horns down now,
But it's not easy to choke
How could you win?
If you know he's back to blame
Knowing you're right, won't you wait?
Ape Dos Mil
by Death Menace May 11, 2023
Get the Ape Dos Milmug.