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Alabama Iced Tea

Alabama iced tea is filtered diarrhea (to remove the chunks to later be used as Alabama Hot Chocolate) served in a glass with ice. Urine is added when asked for lemon iced tea.
"Here's that iced tea you asked for."
"Thanks... hey is this an Alabama Iced tea? It smells like diarrhea!"
by Fl1pzomg August 25, 2008
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alabama bugle horn

When you shit into a bugle horn to shove it up you girls vagina and play the bugle horn so furiously that the shit blows into her vagina and you proceed to fuck her.
Last night I met this hoe in Alabama and gave her an Alabama bugle horn!!
by Skinny Penis June 6, 2016
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Alabama Hamburger Style

1. Someone lays on the floor(bottom bun)

2. You puke on the person who is laying down(The lettuce)

3. Then someone lays on top of the person meanwhile the person laying down inserts the penis in the anus.(That's the hamburger)

4. Then the women smear's her own menstrual blood all over the body; therefore, when she lays down the penis will insert her bloody vagina(That's the ketchup)

5. Nevertheless, the dude lays on top of the women and proceeds to stick his monstrosity of a penis into her anus(Top bun)

6. Their you go; you have completed the "Alabama Hamburger Style"
Thomas: Man, Jeffery when I put my penis in your ass last night my penis felt sooo warm and tender.

Jeffery: Thomas when you stuck your humongous cock in my ass man(said it aggressive) I couldn't stop moaning.

April: Jeffery you made me moan soo hard that my parents woke up.

Johnny: Aye, what'a bout my awesome puke that I did, and also April when I hit it from behind it felt good.

Requis: What y'all talking about?

Everyone(except Requis): We did the "Alabama Hamburger Style" last night.
by Pyramid titties April 9, 2019
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Alabama Hot Pocket

A totaly kick ass punk band that thrives entirerly off pabst, horse fetuses, and indian soul gems
Did you hear the news? Alabama Hot Pocket is in town
by kevinhasahugeasswang May 22, 2007
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Alabama Ass Baffle

The act of fornication between a man and woman. The fornication must take place in a bathroom of a bar, near a sink which has recently been used as a receptacle for vomit. The man will "hit it from behind" while the woman eats the vomit from said sink.

The woman is the "bafflee" and the man is the "baffler."
"Did you see what's going on in the bathroom?"
"Yeah, they are totally doing the Alabama Ass Baffle!"
by Smooth912 April 20, 2010
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Alabama Six Pack

A truck bed full of sis-cousins
I took the Alabama Six Pack down to the river last night
by Redtower May 22, 2018
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Alabama skid mark

Someone who is overall unable to control their actions. They likely take sexual preferences toward family members and often shit their underpants. This is a serious mental condition and should not be taken lightly.
1. That nasty fuck Santiago left his shit stain underwear on the floor where is he?
2.Probably chase that girl Hauer it’s wierd bro she look just like his sister
1. Fucking Alabama Skid Mark
by Savage20 October 6, 2021
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