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asshole magnet.

A person who possible suffer trauma and before they can recover is vampired on by winged monkeys for the puppet master asshole who then sends his cousin and cousins of evil to victimize feed off a blessed person to make them w whore or take them in control. someone who is unable heal by means of evil to be hit on by assholese who are need of someone out of thier leuge and damage as means for said asshole to not fix themself and abuse others.. for means and ways.. shes a sad and unwilling asshole magnet now.
The guy at the place trying to get into someone else space and mind fuck them is a complet edick whip. that girls trauma has made her a complete asshole magnet all over again. she is an asshole magnet.
by assole magnet November 23, 2020
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asshole stretch

Large object going in bum hole

Put your big penis in my bum hole and make my asshole stretch
by Hokojpoli young 反而歐我 August 23, 2016
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Asshole moat

1) A moat that keeps assholes away from your living space
2)a sex position most used by bored college students
Oh shit, Karen lives in your building? Jeez, you should get an asshole moat.
by Angieeebeee May 9, 2010
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refreshing asshole

A refreshing asshole is generally a male. He is an asshole, he knows it, and quite simply doesn't give a shit. The refreshing asshole is not mean or cruel. He does not go out of his way to be mean. In fact he is generally a cool guy that lacks anything resembling a filter. It's a combination of zero filter, utter honesty, and complete disregard of any consequences. If you happen to come across a refreshing asshole you will find him to be a very funny and loyal friend. Assuming you are willing to have every single one of your shortcomings pointed out and ridiculed.
My buddy Joe, he is a refreshing asshole. I broke up with Jenn and the first thing out of his mouth was "Is she a squirter?"
by Budman911 October 27, 2017
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Lollipop Asshole

A girl that has such a beautiful asshole that you would stick a lollipop in it and then take it out and suck on it.
That girl in the thong has a lollipop asshole.
by Jacker Smacker June 19, 2018
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concrete asshole

A Russian expression for a person who can handle stress and conflict. To understand this, think about the negative: someone who can't handle conflict and gets the shits when in difficult situations.
Karen totally faced her boss in the meeting today. He is a notorious bully, but she has a concrete asshole.
by sr10 June 12, 2018
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21 assholes

When someone has really bad body odor or after that person goes to use a restroom the smell is unbearable.
When someone just came out of a single room restroom after taking a long shit and immediately another person goes in there and screams and comes back out holding there breath and says "Man it smells like 21 assholes in there"
by Mejo December 16, 2014
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