patrick star iq

A dumbass person who's iq is very low, he's being dumb.

exampledude1-yo dude i cant solve 5+11
exampledude2-*Sigh* you must be with patrick star iq

by meowtteo October 22, 2025

Dopey Patrick

someone who unironically texts at most 3 words like patrick from spongebob squarepants (no offense to anyone called patrick) they also sometimes capitalise U or i even autocorrect cant save em

"Wys" "Yo" "Sn" "Wytm" - Dopey Patrick

by Dopey Patrick December 26, 2023

Patrick

People with these names are mostly born in Ireland and become English teachers that reduce the amount of English lessons in the school curriculum by half

"First thing women are looking for is safety" said Patrick calmly
"Come to my house and I'll show you my sheep" said Patrick

by sohailerectedahmed September 10, 2021

Patrick (Last Name)

The Patricks are fucking RICH I mean, Houses on private islands and 10 Ferraris each. They're a family of 13.

Slut 1: I'm as thicc as the Patrick's cash wad.
Gossip: Did you hear that the Patrick (Last Name) 's bought another Tesla?

by HOmoEREctus123 September 1, 2018

Patrick Gilliam

Patrick is a savage a complete fucking savage he's the kinda guy you could smoke weed with and not get in trouble he is the coolest person you will ever meet he has a awesome personality and is so energetic he is the kinda guy you want as a friend he's savage he's a beast and he will stab you if you touch his food! But overall Patrick is a great guy and a great friend

Man that guy stabbed that dude and he didn't get in trouble what a Patrick Gilliam

by Joe Pats Best Friend September 6, 2016

st patrick’s school

rich ass bitches that think they’re all that. mostly all of the girls are flat as fuck. there’s really only a few that a thicc. they say they love eachother, but they really only like the elkhorn kids. mostly all are sluts and dumb asf

“i go to st patrick’s school”- girl

“ew tf. you’re flat too” - elkhorn boy

“ugh. imma cry all night now” - girl

by xoxo elkhorn boy October 2, 2019

patrick canavan

the bestest of friends anyone could ever have

i have a patrick canavan

by samuel potts lover 2.0 October 18, 2021