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Noah

He’s the guy who fucks every girl in sight. He’s the guy you want to keep away from your sister because he might fuck her. He has a fetish for sisters especially if hes your neighbor
I had a neighbor named Noah last year and one night I caught him fucking my sister. Don’t ever stay with a Noah again
by bigD789 December 27, 2021
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Noah

Noah is funny, smart, loyal, and caring. But they also can be sad, manipulative, harsh, irritable, and weird. If you know a Noah don’t push them away. There some of the best friends you can have. But also don’t get on there bad side because they are horrible enemies.
Oh? You know Noah too?
by Deadnoah11 December 8, 2021
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Noah

by tyler679900- May 9, 2022
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Noah Bjorgan

Absolute cool kid, no one has a problem with him and overall he's pretty chill.
Person1: Hey look it's Noah Bjorgan
Person2: Man I love that guy!
by Artemisnova88 June 6, 2022
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Noah

A Noah is someone who you fall head-over-heals for, kind of like a first crush but on crack. A Noah causes you to lose your mind and common sense as you quickly become infatuated and obsessed. A Noah will come out of thin air and while it might confuse others at first, Noahs are inevitable and you will one day fall into their trap. No matter how hard you try to forget, a Noah will NEVER go away.
"Do you remember that time you hardcore crushed on and stalked ____?"
"Yeah, he's my Noah."
by oogyiggy January 17, 2019
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Noah

A creepy boy who loves bums
really funny and a huge adhd head will always go crazy for any bum he sees.

He loves bums to fill up the gaps in his teeth.
"oh look its a noah! He's looking at bums again"
"oh I thought that was a shark "
by Phatpussyyyyumm March 31, 2020
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Noah

The name Noah isn’t just a name—it’s a whole lifestyle upgrade. If you know a Noah, congratulations, you’ve basically hit the lottery of human connections. Noahs are the type of people who casually drop a 10/10 personality while also being the smartest in the room without even trying. They’ve got the perfect combo of chill and ambition—someone who can joke around but also pull off being the most reliable person you know.

They’re the kind of friend who turns every boring moment into a memory, the kind of teammate who makes everyone else play better just by existing, and the kind of guy who manages to be athletic, funny, and actually kind (rare). Noahs don’t chase the vibe—they are the vibe.

If you meet a Noah, keep him around. He’s the definition of a W.
That’s Noah—bro’s literally HIM
by noahbcool28 August 19, 2025
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