A bruised face or body from being slapped or beaten for pleasure, usually done by a sadist for their masochist partner in a BDSM scene.
Instead of a hickey, he gave me a soft apple, and now all my friends think I'm in an abusive relationship.
by Jacques0AY October 5, 2018
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Ahmad: "No Mason I can muck a lot just watch"
Ahmad: "No Mason I can muck a lot just watch"
by AppleMucker2000 July 3, 2018
Get the Muck Apples mug.Someone that has very weird humor , commonly will like apples and have some random rivalry with oranges , they also might have discord for some reason other to share that they like apples.
Their thirst for apples is agonizing , making apples everything about their lifestyle . An example of someone who someone who has apple humor is Verby, a man obsessed with apples.
If you see someone like this from a five-feet radius, start running away because looking at one of them will immediately have them talk about the history and lore of apples.
Their thirst for apples is agonizing , making apples everything about their lifestyle . An example of someone who someone who has apple humor is Verby, a man obsessed with apples.
If you see someone like this from a five-feet radius, start running away because looking at one of them will immediately have them talk about the history and lore of apples.
Apple humor examples
"Hey guys... I really really love apples"
"Apples taste amazing"
"Oh yeah those cute apples"
"Aaaa those apples I really want to-"
"I want to marry that apple"
"I once dated an apple"
"Hey guys... I really really love apples"
"Apples taste amazing"
"Oh yeah those cute apples"
"Aaaa those apples I really want to-"
"I want to marry that apple"
"I once dated an apple"
by Verby February 17, 2022
Get the Apple Humor mug.Someone who stupidly spends their whole paycheck investing into a iphone hoping to enhance their appearance on social media. (Term for Iphone users)
"Bruh that boy William just dropped 1100 on a iphone what a apple muncher"
"Did you see Steve's new iphone what a apple muncher."
"Did you see Steve's new iphone what a apple muncher."
by Hepa(titus) December 3, 2018
Get the Apple Muncher mug.It has taken so long to try to add music using itunes that i developed a bad case of apple tourettes
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