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Youtube

The most badass video sharing app in the whole fucking world
youtube is badass
by JhnnyDubs January 17, 2022
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YouTube worthy

A Metaphor to porn on the Internet becuase everybody knows that the worst porn is on YouTube, but for some reason it's still used.

Usually used to compare someone's sex skills.
Jack: I hooked up with Harriet last night!
Aaron: She's a total slut, I'd say that's YouTube worthy.
by DallasTX April 17, 2010
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YouTube

Natalie smith: “YouTube? Completed it.

Ya laughin. Il teach yi…
Step 1) watch the lot”
YouTube?
by Pandaxo July 4, 2021
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The Youtube’s

A discreet way to describe white people. Usually abbreviated as “yt” for “yt people”.
by Go_offqueen456 July 4, 2022
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Youtube

Noun: is a shitty Pornhub but without the porn. People also just fucking get constantly fucked in the ass by WMG and UMG if they put a single note from one of their song into your videos

Verb: To fucking hate someone, hate them so much that you want to see them burn, burn, burn 'til they are dead and continue burning, you think they're a clusterfuck of a human and just want to shove an entire spear up their ass. But you try to "act nice" to them nonetheless (though it is very obvious you hate them)

Adjective: Something or someone who treats everybody else like absolute shit for no reason whatsoever, they also do drugs.
Noun: "My vid got struck by copyright last night"
"Oh, why?"
"I put the word 'last night' which was supposedly in a WMG song"
"poor dude, Youtube sucks dicks"

Verb: "Yo, look at the whore, I hate her so fucking much"
"so you Youtube her then?"
"yes, exactly."

Adjective: "that dude is such an asshole, he treats everyone like shit, he's such a Youtube."
by MaxGuyHere March 13, 2021
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YouTube Partnership Program

The YouTube Partnership Program is an opportunity for YouTube users that, after surpassing a certain amount of subscribers and views, allows the user to profit off of advertising revenue and paid promotions. However, it was also mischievously designed to fuck over smaller channels that have not yet met their requirements to be eligible for the YouTube Partnership Program by cockweeds that only care about the product first and creativity second.

There are rumors that, long ago, the YouTube website actually rewarded creativity and originality. No complicated algorithms based on watch time and upload frequency that only seem to be programmed to benefit the advertisers that give YouTube money. No Paul brothers or RiceGums to plague the platform due to how these ridiculous algorithms work. No random users playing a monetization lottery and sometimes getting several videos deleted or even their entire channel suspended. Just a site of pure, wild fun for the world to enjoy and share.

But in any case, this is what we have now. Thanks.
Friend: "Hey, I heard you're eligible for the YouTube Partnership Program! That's awesome!"
User: "Actually, those regulations were just changed. Guess I'll have to post hundreds of vlogs and diss tracks to even stand a chance now."
by ARGUS_SBB January 22, 2018
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YouTube

A place for mutherfvckers to be the worst.
Youtube for you: 3AM MCDONALDS AMONG US HAPPY MEAL AT 3AM
Youtube for you: KARENS THAT WENT TO FAR...
by TheThiccArle November 6, 2021
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