by Venir October 8, 2011
Get the Burn The Clownmug. Mike is a 70 year old man. He has a little grey hair on the sides but is completely bald up top. Mike has clown hair
by exxtreme_croquet September 1, 2010
Get the clown hairmug. going from a small titty size to bigger than porn star boobs with one surgery and thus looking disproportional to the woman's body.
So my old high school fling who had double A's decided to get a G size boob job. I've never seen bigger clown boobs in my life!
by zxmonster September 21, 2014
Get the clown boobsmug. Me: "Hey Xev, you're a bicycle clown."
Xev: "HURRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR"
Xev: "HURRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR"
by fourteeneffcali May 15, 2009
Get the Bicycle Clownmug. When someone wears shoes that are too big for their feet in order to proceed with the stereotypical myth that foot size is somehow connected to the length of ones penis.
Although it has been proven incorrect, it seems more of the testosterone fueled males did not abandon the theory and seem to believe it’s a proven fact.
Although it has been proven incorrect, it seems more of the testosterone fueled males did not abandon the theory and seem to believe it’s a proven fact.
Clown shoes
Fuckboy nigga: yo check my new Nike’s nigga
Idk his other fucking black friend: yo nigga what’s wrong with you? Dem shoes be too big for ya feet ma nigga
Fuckboy nigga: I’m a man with many insecurities and my penis size doesn’t seem big enough in my eyes so I’m wearing these shoes to impress my date.
His black friend from last line: Nigga take dem fuckin clown shoes off, straighten up and fly proud like a motha fun man.
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Fuckboy nigga: yo check my new Nike’s nigga
Idk his other fucking black friend: yo nigga what’s wrong with you? Dem shoes be too big for ya feet ma nigga
Fuckboy nigga: I’m a man with many insecurities and my penis size doesn’t seem big enough in my eyes so I’m wearing these shoes to impress my date.
His black friend from last line: Nigga take dem fuckin clown shoes off, straighten up and fly proud like a motha fun man.
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by True deff December 30, 2018
Get the Clown shoesmug. When a woman comes and sprays ejaculate into the open mouth of her partner. She wins when the partner's mouth is so full that he/she must spit or swallow.
"I went down on Kali so well last night, she squirted like a fountain, so I started clown mouthing her like a carnival game. If I had a balloon on top of my head it would have popped."
by Louis Bahan February 27, 2008
Get the Clown Mouthingmug. Noum; A form of alcoholic beverage that clowns drink before, during and after a performance that give them a glazed, drunk, stupid appearence. However Clown water does not only have to be consumed by clowns. Clown water can also be used as a synonym for any type of plain whiskey, vodka, or ale that is put into a flask, covered in some kind of paper and consumed in public.
Guy 1: Man i can't stand goin to class today.
Guy 2: dude just take some clown water to get you through
Guy 1; O Fuck i forgot! Shit yeah clown water is the SHIZZZY
Guy 2: dude just take some clown water to get you through
Guy 1; O Fuck i forgot! Shit yeah clown water is the SHIZZZY
by Source: Hezekiah Brockett, February 20, 2008
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