King Shit of Turd Mountain

Someone who believes that they are at the top of the pecking order, when in reality, they aren't, and the pecking order they think they're top of is also shit.

John thinks he's the best chessplayer in the club. Isn't he just King Shit of Turd Mountain.

by P.S. Taker July 24, 2011

no shit, sherlock james

a smoother way of saying no shit, sherlock

Obvious Surgeon General says: fat people are more prone to heart disease and death

dude: No shit, Sherlock James

Sherlock James: Fuck you both, I'm going home

by Pseudonym Fuck October 22, 2009

shit on his neck

tohave sexual relationinthe anus

She had sex and shit on his neck.

by Chico December 8, 2004

shit just got real

An expression that explains how a joking or friendly conversation suddenly took a turn for the worse and is escalating towards a hostel situation and/or a physical scuffle.

Tommy: I have never been so tired in my life
George: That's what your mom said last night
Random Yell from Someone Not Actually Involved: SHIT JUST GOT REAL!

by Darrel charleston July 20, 2008

Two shits and a fuck

A reaction to a very unlikable situation that could possibly make or break your life

Person A: I just cheated on my boyfriend with the most popular guy in school!

Person B: This is so exciting but bad at the same time!

Person A: Two shits and a fuck!

by ConjointedTwins June 17, 2009

Well shit

We'll SHIT is Jonathan fucking a puss

Yea well Shit

by Fgfg November 24, 2019

Shit Back

Shit Back
(adj)

Often used by my girlfriend.

A person that smells like shit, is overweight, and doesn't want to hang out with his girlfriend.

Ronnie, You are such a fucking Shit Back.

by Ronnie January 4, 2005