took my shoes off

Getting ready to end your life by jumping off a roof

Just as I took my shoes off, "Hey don't jump now, please!"

by WHYTHOBRO February 3, 2018

Sob From My Knob

The act of jizzing so violently and forcefully in a bitch's nose, that the diry cunt starts to sob your fat load. cuz all dat shit iz kinekted.

Neal: Bitch do u spit, swallow, or sob?
Aleeson: Whatchu mean sob?!
Neal: Can I make you sob from my knob?
Aleeson: You mean cry out yo' nut?! shooo.

Neal cums in Aleeson's nose til she cries jizz.

by painal January 11, 2012

You Make My Dreams

What I want, you've got
And it might be hard to handle
But like a flame that burns the candle
The candle feeds the flame, yeah yeah

What I've got's full stock

Of thoughts and dreams that scatter
Then you pull them all together
And how, I can't explain
Oh yeah, well well you
You make my dreams come true
Well well well you, oh yeah
You make my dreams come true

Well, yeah

On a night when bad dreams become a screamer
When they're messin' with a dreamer
I can laugh it in the face

Twist and shout my way out
And wrap yourself around me
'Cause I ain't the way you found me
And I'll never be the same, oh yeah

Well 'cause you
You make my dreams come true, oh yeah
Well well well you, ooh ooh
You make my dreams come true, whoa yeah

Well listen to this, oh

I'm down on my daydream
Oh that sleepwalk should be over by now, I know
Well you, yeah yeah you make my dreams come true, oh yeah
I've been waiting for, waiting for you girl, oh yeah
You Make My Dreams come true
Make, you make, you make
I've been waiting for, waiting for you girl
For life
You make my dreams come true, oh whoa whoa
I've been waiting for, waiting for, waiting for, waiting for
Waiting for, waiting for, waiting for
(You make my dreams)

I've been waiting for you girl
(You make my dreams)

by Death Menace December 20, 2022

smell up in my face

A term that is most commonly used on the streets and Maury. Meaning: Get up in my business.

Oh, no you didn't just smell up in my face!

That bitch just went and smelled up in my face, yo.

by Sha Grif Grif September 25, 2003

I do my thing

Based off Kid Cudi song, I do my thing. "I smoke I drink I do my thing. I'm livin' in my own world"

It also means spread peace and love.

I do my thing all day err day

by my life is bro July 10, 2011

"Well, bobcat my nuts!"

An exclamation declaring that one's nuts have indeed just been bobcatted.

Not to be confused with the phrase: "bobcat your nuts "

Upon learning that 5-Star Rivals.com Defensive Back Recruit, Juan Epstein has just committed to the OKLAHOMA SOONERS:

"Well, bobcat my nuts!"

See, makes perfect sense.

Said phrase can also be used as an expression of negative surprise and nausiating consternation, ie:

Upon learning that one's new supervisor is a UT Grad.

"Well, bobcat my nuts!"

See, makes even more sense.

by Gernansky January 12, 2009

fo' shizzle my nizzle

It means that we gonna keep it crack-a-lackin.

Homie#1 "Yo, dogg, let's score some wizzle and smoke us a jizzle."
Homie#2 "Fo' shizzle my nizzle."
Homie#1 "Chuch."

by Doggy Fizzle May 10, 2003