"that smart car is a lil pipi ass car"
a clementine is a lil pipi ass orange
why are you snorting that lil pipi ass line of coke
a clementine is a lil pipi ass orange
why are you snorting that lil pipi ass line of coke
by rich spaghetti February 10, 2012

Anybody named Nick who sells 1 gram cartridges of "wax" but it's really vape juice for 45 to dumb lil niggas and beat them up when they want their money back.
by imasickassfoo August 30, 2018

A Girl who spend so much time flirting that she misses a major detail, action, or event that happens. She then asks you to repeat what she missed.
A: Man, Becky wants to copy my homework again.
B:Didn't the teacher give the answers in class.
A: Yeah, but she was to busy blowing jeff to give a shit
B: What a Blind Ass Hoe
A: yeah, She is a total bitch
B:Didn't the teacher give the answers in class.
A: Yeah, but she was to busy blowing jeff to give a shit
B: What a Blind Ass Hoe
A: yeah, She is a total bitch
by Fuq da retards November 12, 2013

when somebody uses urban dictionary to kiss somebody's ass. this is usually done by making a word that vaugely describes a person, kissing ass, then providing that person with a link to the urban dic page. then they can pretend they didnt make it, or use it as a bullshit excuse to get in to somebody's pants.
urban ass-kissing can be reversed by urban ass-kicking, wich is pretty much the opposite, and can be used for breakups, and facebook wars
urban ass-kissing can be reversed by urban ass-kicking, wich is pretty much the opposite, and can be used for breakups, and facebook wars
nerd: o hai guess what i found a definition that matches our relationship!
chick: what relationship? (looks at definition) oh thats so sweet. lets have sex!
nerd: Giggity Im so good at urban ass-kissing!
chick: what relationship? (looks at definition) oh thats so sweet. lets have sex!
nerd: Giggity Im so good at urban ass-kissing!
by anoncatlawlzftw March 22, 2010

1. Virtually any activity you're doing at any given point in time, cause let's face it: you're an idiot.
2. Arguably a matter of personal preference, but generally accepted as any activity the majority of people would never partake in, simply because those activities are, indeed, fucking stupid.
2. Arguably a matter of personal preference, but generally accepted as any activity the majority of people would never partake in, simply because those activities are, indeed, fucking stupid.
Tom from Accounting: "Hey, Sasha, I've got a case and a half of vodka, two freshly shaved gerbils and a picture in my head of you an me swappin' my own cum back and forth in some sort of sloppy gerbil butt-humpin' frenzy. Whatta ya say?"
Taser: "Zzap!"
*ZzAp!!*
*ZzzZZ!zzZZzaAa!AaAAaAP!pP!P!!!*
Sasha: "Now those are some stupid-ass activities you've suggested, Tom. Might I suggest something more subtle once your balls stop sizzling?"
Taser: "Zzap!"
*ZzAp!!*
*ZzzZZ!zzZZzaAa!AaAAaAP!pP!P!!!*
Sasha: "Now those are some stupid-ass activities you've suggested, Tom. Might I suggest something more subtle once your balls stop sizzling?"
by Ezmin February 18, 2008

When anything goes missing on our house we automatically assume that it's "up Buffy's ass". Buffy is the cat.
by MJ Coolness October 20, 2010
