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my dick fell off

by nick554090 May 21, 2019
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fo shizzle my nizzo

it isnt for sure, my nigger, you fucking dumbass honkeys, its for sure, my nigga
now you know why we get mad when you white folks try to talk like us
by Big Baby Jesus January 6, 2005
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Wanna see my cat?

Wanna see my cat? is a slang word used to say you wanna fuck
You and Jungkook went out for your first appointment
When you arrive at your house, you say "Hey, ehm... Wanna see my cat?"
Jungkook: "Oh, yes, I take with me the condom"
by Affossona March 18, 2022
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Quit queefing on my dick!

"Quit queefing on my dick" or "quit queefing on my balls" is a phrase originally created by Adrian Quiroz in the winter of 2009.

The phrase is used when someone is annoying and criticzing someone or being on someones case and that person has had enough.
Sally: Have you washed your car yet?

Have you taken out the trash?

Have you mowed the lawn yet?

When are you going to take me out?

You never take me anywhere anymore..
Bob: Dammit Sally "Quit queefing on my dick!"

Stacy: Did you put your blinker on?

Your driving too fast, now your driving too slow

Stop, Stop, Stop, Stop!!!

You didn't look back while switching lanes!

Your going to get us killed!

You know what just let me drive!
Dave: Shut The Fuck Up!!! Quit fuckin queefing on my fuckin dick!!!
by UCRKID January 5, 2010
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Fo Sheezy My Jeezy

1. For sure my Jesus

2. A rip off from fo shizzle my nizzle, for sheezy my neezy, and other similar crap.

3. The Holy Man's Gangster Speak
-Insert slightly religious comment here-
"Fo Sheezy My Jeezy!"
by Michal December 17, 2004
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hop off my sattle

A phrase, similar to, get off me or hop off my nuts.
Not to be taking literally.
Use this phrase when some one is constantly pestering or annoying an individual.
guy1:are we there yet?
guy2:nope
guy1:i need to take a shit
guy2:hold it in
guy1:im hungry, buy me somthing
guy2seriously bro, you need to hop off my sattle.
by getoffmebrosky12 August 27, 2010
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Hop off my Johnson

Synonymous with "hop off my dick". A phrase primarily used to tell someone to "stop sucking up to me".
Hannah: Josh, you are so smart and attractive.

Josh: Hop off my Johnson!

*Hannah begins crying and runs away embarrassed*
by Laffs November 14, 2011
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