Jerkin' my Johnson

1. Getting screwed over.

2. Beatin' the meat.

1. Jimmy: I think I'm going to burn your house down, kill your children, and steal your wife.

Matt: Man, your really jerkin' my johnson right now.

2. Guy: I think I'm gonna go jerk my johnson after watching some porn.

by hockeyinsane44 October 16, 2009

marinating my chicken

re; male sex: -applying 'grease' of any kind to male 'prime parts', before sexual 'travel' (singly OR plural!)

lubricating the 'ram rod' of the male to lessen friction, facilitating smooth travel from point 'a' to point 'b'

wut you been doing tom? -marinating my chicken!

i was marinating my chicken, to eliminate 'shaft burn' (urban dict.word!!)

by michael foolsley December 15, 2010

My Little Ducky.

An obedient slave/boyfriend even when they live multiple states away from their girlfriend/dominatrix.

Girl: He's a My Little Ducky.
Girl's Friend: You're such a lucky girl.

by Anya Lily May 22, 2010

jingle for my shingle

1.)making money in the roofing industry
2.)selling roofs(shingles) and making the sale
3.)redneck way of making any kind of money from selling

Andy has been in the roofing industry for years now. He always say "jingle for my shingle".

by janghulofasreta September 23, 2007

going to my dad's

1. Due to the seperation of two parents, the father gets you every other weekend. This is supposedly compensation for the whole week.

2. Escape from a mongrol mother.

Mom: So you take her every other weekend and I have her the rest of the time and you can only have her if you pay $200 in child support. Sound good?
Dad: Do I have a CHOICE?
Mom: You do. Either that, or see her an hour a week. Which one?
Dad: The first deal sounds like a proper "compensation". *rolls eyes*
Me: Hey, at least I'm going to my dad's.

Mom: YOU BROKE THE GODDAMN COMPUTER I CAN'T FUCKING STAND THIS WHY DON'T YOU MOVE IN WITH YOUR FATHER SEE HOW YOU LIKE IT YOU LITTLE BRAT I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU-
Me: Jesus. Is it the weekend I get to go to my dad's yet?
Going to my dad's sounds GREAT right now.

by softjay144 May 29, 2008

scukoo my flang

scukoo my flang- to stick something big and pointy in ur penis hole

Mark- Last night i was kidnapped and raped and the man was about to scukoo my flang

Matt- Did he do it?

Mark- Yeah! NOw my penis hole is the size of my my eye=

Matt- Sucks for you !

by Mark Sherr & Matt Nelson July 6, 2008

nemchank my weina

when a girl goes to suck yo weina and she chanks that fat nigga shit.

oh fuck! she just had to nemchank my weina. you stupid fat nigga!

by lil squat January 22, 2009