take that shit to the head

Taking a shot like a man without a chaser

person 1: give that girl a shot

person 2: ya girlll take that shit to the head

by Jessica2343254534 December 1, 2010

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stir fried shit

Terrible, horrible, atrocious food. The worst tasting thing ever.

My mother-in-law's meatloaf tasted terriblelike stir fried shit.

by minkadelulu November 2, 2014

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1-802-EAT-SHIT

I found this number and it really tells you to eat shit. I can't stop calling it.

That guy is a douchenozzle, you should tell him to call 1-802-EAT-SHIT.

by marcallandottumblrdotcom May 19, 2018

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shit eating grin

The grin on a persons face after they just tossed your salad.

None available.

by MissBunny October 10, 2003

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oh shit, i'm sorry

What one guy says when he walks in on another guy jerking off, making him realize they both secretly want each other. Found in 90's b-movie Boy Band Catalina.

Guy 1 walks in on Guy 2 jerking off in the forest
Guy 1: Oh shit, I'm sorry
Guy 2: Sorry for what? Our daddy taught us not to be ashamed of our dicks, especially since they're such a good size and all.
Guy 1: Yeah, I see that. Your daddy gave you good advice.
Guy 2: It gets bigger when I pull on it.
Guy 1: Hmmmm!
Guy 2: Sometimes, I pull on it so hard, I RIP THE SKIN
Guy 1: Well, my daddy taught me a few things too, like, uh, how not to rip the skin by using someone else's mouth, instead of your own hands.
Guy 2: Will you show me?
Guy 1: I'd be right happy to.

by SlickSerpent99 November 12, 2017

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