gran slap

When a gran slaps you with her moist breast

Ouch you gran slapped me

by Orangatangmilk November 5, 2017

Slap a ham

To vigorously stroke ones pork sword with high velocity vinegar strokes.

I cant wait to get home and slap a ham.

by TheRealSampy May 29, 2016

V-slap

When you give a high five to a woman's vagina out of with anger or celebration

When I saying good bye to Karen, I gave her a v-slap. Her husband Mark said it was a thing.

by Bob balls March 22, 2016

Udon Slap

When you go limp after sex with an Asian woman, and your dick is now like a big udon noodle and you slap it around her face and titties.

I blew it all over her tits and gave her an udon slap across the face

by Damian Lewis February 11, 2022

Slap Chopped

When a chick gives you a blowjob but she isn't very good so she ends up squeezing and biting your dick.

Friend 1:" Hey man, did you go to warped tour last night"
Friend 2:" Yeah, it was a fun time until I got slap chopped"

by Dinertime July 20, 2016

Pibi Slap

A Pibi Slap is a pimp Slap followed by a bitch slap simultaniously. it is done after one angers a fellow parter, co worker, friend or teacher.

boy: "I cant believe you did that!"
other boy: "Did what?"
boy: "You accually Pibi slapped her infront of everyone!"

by UCEENMI December 21, 2010

british slap

When someone (preferably British) takes off their fancy white glove and slaps you with it.

He leaned in and whispered some fowl language in her ear. She quickly pulled away and British slapped him.

by Tellitubby August 15, 2017