headlight warrior

When two people are having sex in a parking lot at night, they turn on the headlights so that the inside of the car isn’t visible.

Person A: Dude, do you see the car rocking over there?
Person B: Yeah, headlight warriors for real.

by sonyteevee July 03, 2024

Shadow warrior

Someone who hides their dick in the shadows during sex because of it’s embarrassing small size.

“Damn Eugene, how has she not dumped you with that micro penis”
“Don’t worry, she hasn’t seen it, I’m a shadow warrior”

by Veisnsnka July 26, 2022

pizza warrior

People that fight for your right to enjoy cheese pizza no matter what the manufacturing date is, as long as it's not 18 years or older.

Matt Gaetz is a real pizza warrior, much like Roy Moore, Tim Nolan, Dennis Hastert, Richard Dasen Sr., Keith Westmoreland, Paul Ingram, Earl Kimmerling, Stephen White, John Hathaway, Robert Bauman, Dan Crane, Donald Lukens, Strom Thurmond, and Donald Trump.

by January 16, 2023

Weather app warrior

A guy who goes on the weather app when girls arrive instead of socializing with them.

Joe has no game, he’s a common example of a weather app warrior.

by Johns November 15, 2023

weather app warrior

One who frequently utilizes the weather app on their phone to avoid awkward social situations or talking to the opposite sex. Paradoxically, also usually the person to ask "Where the hoes at?" upon arriving at a function.

Daquavion may act like he's great with girls, but he's really a weather app warrior.

by zorgid September 22, 2024

Donut Warrior

A derogatory term for a police officer and their adoration of donuts.

“Don’t speed, Andrew! Donut Warriors like to hide on this stretch of highway!”

by May 18, 2024

torrent warrior

n.
1. One that has control.

poster: tpb never took it down i removed it because this is a 100 times better copy

leecher: I was like 95% done lol, happy you put up a better copy before I watched. You are superb torrent warrior.

by anonymous4815162342 June 07, 2011